The Long Kiss Goodnight

The Long Kiss Goodnight
Samantha Caine is a small-town schoolteacher and mom with no memory of her life before washing up on a beach eight years ago. After a car accident and a violent home invasion trigger flashes of her past, she discovers she used to be a deadly CIA assassin. Teaming up with a wisecracking private investigator, Samantha must return to her old ways to take down the people who tried to erase her.
Cookiefist reviewedAugust 1, 2025
Oh brother! The moment you witness Samantha throw her own child through a house window and straight into a tree house is the moment you realize that today standards makes this movie feel more comedic than serious.