No Holds Barred
No Holds Barred
Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for, but Brell, the new head of the World Television Network, wants Rip to wrestle for his network.
christopherw34 reviewedMay 23, 2025
I will start by saying that I was a red blooded American boy in the 80's and Hulk Hogan came as close to a god figure as they can get. But I am so glad I did not see this movie as a child as I feel a part of me and my innocence would have died. It would be like watching god come down from the heavens, squatting and taking a giant dump in front of you and then mugging and shaking their face at the camera. I love bad movies. But this isn't a bad movie. It is a steaming pile of celluloid. Everything about it was just bad. Hogan's stupid facial expressions and acting worked amazingly well in a giant stadium where we couldn't really see him, but up close on camera... very unsettling. When you watch a movie you may ask yourself, I wonder why the actor made that choice. I assume if you asked the hulkster why he made the choices he did, he would reply "huh?" and then smash something. Don't get me started on the love interest. For some reason they end up in the same bed, but he strings up a sheet between them. Huh? If you have made it through your life this long with out seeing this thing, consider yourself lucky. My lucky streak ended when I hit play.