Closer

Closer
Smart-but-ineffectual journalist Dan "We use euphemisms!" cannot decide between his girlfriend, loving-but-clingy waitress Alice, or his lover cold-but-intellectual photographer Anna; herself indecisive between Dan and honest-but-thuggish "You're bloody gorgeous!" doctor Larry. The film puts the four leading characters in a box and strips them apart.
cultfilmliker reviewedSeptember 14, 2025
WARNING: THIS FILM WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO TRY ANONYMOUS SEX
Love, sex, and paranoia
Man, I thought I had a problem with lying lol
“🎶’SMACK MY BITCH UP’🎶” …10 minutes later… “🎶’I am human and I need to be looooved / just like everybody else doeesss’🎶”
People were using “Fuckboy” in 2004?? lmao
Also hearing two Americans refer to it as ‘the loo’ is so off lol
What incredible acting. Clive Owen is a fucking killer.
Natalie Portman is a different level of beautiful, which is a wild thing to say in a film where she co-stars with Julia Roberts and Jude Law lmao
Should probably rewatch Black Swan
Strangely reminded me of Margaret in more ways than one!