Cannibal Troll
Cannibal Troll
2.5
A group of friends on a camping trip, for the bride to be' s hen do, find themselves hunted down by a man eating cannibal troll in the woodland. They are hunted, captured and locked up in the Trolls torture chamber being forced to undergo a variety of challenges in order to escape their fate.
jackmeat reviewedJuly 16, 2025
My quick rating - 2.6/10. You know you are in for trouble when the beginning spells it a "fairytail." IF that was the only problem with this movie, it would be excusable. The dialogue throughout most of this is incoherent rambling. When you can piece out what the 6 English ladies on a camping trip are saying, it mostly is about not telling the bride-to-be you love her, and your many sexual romps together in the past weren't a one-time thing. So, since the title of the movie tells you, yes, there is a monster after them in the woods. Although I don't think he is a cannibal, since I never saw her eat another troll. She (Zuza Tehanu as the troll) also has the FX department going all out for a mask from the local Halloween shop. There are scenes that make so little sense it is as if they were thrown in after the fact, although judging by the editing and the number of times the boom mic and its shadows are seen, editing also isn't a strong point. You will once again root for one of two things: the troll to kill the annoying girlies, OR the credits to start rolling.