Red One
Red One
After Santa Claus -- Code Name: RED ONE -- is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security (Dwayne Johnson) must team up with the world's most infamous bounty hunter and notorious hacker (Chris Evans) in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.
Kevin Ward reviewedJuly 1, 2025
I honestly think Nick Kroll was the only one who understood what kind of movie he was acting in. Everyone else was treating every line delivery as if it was super serious. There’s a ridiculous amount of Christmas lore they’re trying to build—stealing a whole bunch of it from Ant-man of all things—but none of it really worked. The sheer amount of stupid acronymns in this is absolutely insane.
Enforcement Logistics and Fortitude. Mythological Oversight and Restoration Authority.
Unintended Discharge of Magic. (or something) and it felt like there were so many more.