Heart Eyes

Heart Eyes
When the "Heart Eyes Killer" strikes Seattle, a pair of co-workers pulling overtime on Valentine's Day are mistaken for a couple by the elusive couple-hunting killer. Now, they must spend the most romantic night of the year running for their lives.
Kevin Ward reviewedJuly 1, 2025
This was kind of a let down even if I appreciate the earnest mashup of a romcom and a slasher. I wasn’t actually expecting it to be a legit romcom so that was refreshingly original. I liked some of the gruesome kills even if they leaned pretty heavy into CG for some of the more gruesome ones. Just didn’t really care for the characters and just never really bought into the narrative direction—the killer/motivations seemed very stupid. Maybe I’ll have more fun on rewatch, but I was definitely disappointed. Too bad because we don’t get many movies set in Seattle anymore.