A Minecraft Movie
A Minecraft Movie
Four misfits are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into a bizarre cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home they'll have to master this world while embarking on a quest with an unexpected expert crafter.
artistic234 reviewedMay 24, 2025
Critically, this movie is a 4.3/10. Watch it with a crowd. It's a fun, bad movie. If you know the jokes surrounding it, you'll have fun in the theater. I did. It's a 7/10 in that way. Watching this as an actual movie, though. No. Nobody gets any good character development. It's extremely cringe worthy. It's very stupid in terms of logic and story. Literally everything. Studio cash grab. We're going to end up getting a sequel or a possible trilogy. I know. It was fun, though. You shouldn't really walk into this with high hopes, unless you know the jokes. You're gonna have fun, but as a standalone movie, you won't. You may chuckle a few times, it'll be dumb fun. It's somewhat enjoyable. While it has the biggest video game movie opening weekend, that doesn't mean it's a good movie on its own. Catch it in theaters if you can, you'll have a laugh, and it might become your go to bad movie to watch. To get your mind off things and be less stressed. Not a must see, but with a crowd, it's fun. With crowd, 7/10. As a movie or alone, 4.3/10.