La La Land
La La Land
Aspiring actress serves lattes to movie stars in between auditions and jazz musician Sebastian scrapes by playing cocktail-party gigs in dingy bars. But as success mounts, they are faced with decisions that fray the fragile fabric of their love affair, and the dreams they worked so hard to maintain in each other threaten to rip them apart.
tnt.psd reviewedAugust 3, 2025
Ryan Gosling is no longer “literally me,” because I wouldn’t shoulder-check Emma Stone while she was actively walking up to me like a retard.
If I saw this in theaters, I’d probably be the most annoying person on the planet once I got out. It was a decent movie, but Moonlight definitely deserved to win Best Picture over this (even though the only scene I remember from that movie is when the gay kid goes back to school and hits the bully over the head with a chair—it was hilarious).
Great depiction of how shitty the film industry is, though. Rebel Without a Cause is one of my favorite ’50s movies. If I invited a girl to see it and she stood me up, I’d probably blow my brains out then and there. I hate waking up in the morning. It’s simply not fair.
One complaint I have about this movie is: how do they expect me to pay attention when Emma Stone is on the screen? If you’ve read my Eddington review or any other Emma Stone movie review on my account, you’ll understand what I’m saying—especially the stuff about her hurting me in an Arby’s parking lot by forcing me to eat Arby’s (which is a fate worse than death), among other painful, shameful things.
Out of all the movie lots I’ve been to, I have to say the Warner lot sucks compared to Universal and Paramount. But the way things are heading, Paramount won’t even exist in the next five years.