Paintball Massacre
Paintball Massacre
Old school friends go on a paintball trip, miles away from civilization. Things go horribly wrong when they discover a cold-blooded masked killer is among them. Now they must fight to survive their school reunion.
jackmeat reviewed3d ago
My quick rating - 3.7/10. A school reunion, which has day two encompassing a friendly game of paintball, turns into a day of survival out in the woods. By the time the actual day starts from the evening before meeting the characters, you are already hoping that every single one of them gets killed. There was not a likable character out of the whole bunch, and then you meet the ones who run the game trip, and you want them dead as well. It was like a lesson in introducing people solely for the audience to wish death upon them. The good news is the whole crew is very trained in the art of separating during a slasher flick, so the murders will be that much easier. That and the lazy writer can use this to give you the "whodunit" throughout, which is poorly developed and not even fully realized when the credits roll. Not too sure about who was the one choosing the music during this, but for the most part, completely wrong for the mood. I also noticed a couple of times that the edits were very rough, almost like old-time splicing. At least some of the humor throughout this didn't fall flat, so there was some entertainment there. The gore was so lacking that it needed something to say a positive about. That was about it, though.