Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Four friends become entangled in a chaotic scheme after a high-stakes card game goes wrong. They navigate London's criminal underworld, facing thieves, gangsters, and double-crosses. The film blends crime, dark comedy, and intricate plotting, exploring luck, friendship, deception, and the consequences of impulsive decisions within a morally ambiguous society.
Coco Louise Sassafras Bojangles reviewedApril 16, 2025
Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.