The Carpenter
The Carpenter
A mad woman and her cheating husband hire men to fix up their new house. Mysterious carpenter, Ed, becomes her guardian angel, but he is actually an executed killer whose spirit has returned to finish the dream house he once started.
Matthias_812 reviewedApril 2, 2025
The Carpenter is pretty unremarkable. Not a lot happens outside of a couple gnarly goofy kills. Much of the time is spent watching a couple cheat on each other back and forth. Hauser cuts the arms off a dude casually with a circular saw so there's that at least.