Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
The surviving Resistance faces the First Order once again.
PapaHamzeh reviewedApril 2, 2025
This movie was ass. Still is. Will always be. The most insulting display of corporate disregard for the people who consume their products. The same story? Round three of the same shit we have been watching. 'Somehow, he returned'. What didn't return was any chance of good writing. Rey? Well, you see in the previous movie we set up a really cool motif that 'just anyone can become a hero, you aren't special' and then we decided to just scrap that because we are imbeciles. What a disgrace. 2.5 hours of the prettiest garbage you'll ever see. And it IS pretty. Finn had something to tell us, and it was that his character was going in to the trash, along with any sense of story-telling. Kylo Ren's dead body will also be there. Sci-fi hand waving ONCE AGAIN managing to be so out of place that it makes the audience, who mind you ARE THERE TO SEE SPACE WIZARDS, go 'did they seriously think this would be a good idea'. JJ Abrams is officially cemented as a hack. The Mouse got his money, but we all suffered for it.