The Girl Next Door

The Girl Next Door
Exceptionally ambitious high schooler Matthew has aspirations for a career in politics when he falls in love with his gorgeous 19-year-old neighbor, Danielle. But Matthew's bright future is jeopardized when he finds Danielle was once a porn star. As Danielle's past catches up with her, Matthew's love for her forces him to re-evaluate his goals.
Spanktacular reviewedJune 21, 2025
First, the good - The cast is wonderful.
Now the rest - It's a comedy with no jokes, an early 2000's "boobies" movie with almost no sex, and the story is aggressively dull. Nostalgia is at full mast in the soundtrack, although not necessarily in a good way.
I'm frustrated with how pointless this movie is, but don't want to dedicate another moment to thinking about it.