Rumpelstiltskin
Rumpelstiltskin
In the 1400s, Rumpelstiltskin is imprisoned inside a small jade figurine. In modern-day Los Angeles, the recently widowed wife of a police officer, with baby in tow, finds her way into a witch's shop and purchases a certain figurine, resulting in the cackling beast being freed and demanding possession of the baby.
romandini3 reviewedOctober 12, 2025
I went into it looking for a horror movie and it melted into straight up slapstick comedy. Which wouldn't be bad at all, but the writing is damn weak. Jokes are trying to be situational but they don't land too often. Rumpels' "Fucketh me" while crashing down a hill in a big-ass truck got me though.