Snow White
Snow White
Following the benevolent King's disappearance, the Evil Queen dominated the once fair land with a cruel streak. Princess Snow White flees the castle when the Queen, in her jealousy over Snow White's inner beauty, tries to kill her. Deep into the dark woods, she stumbles upon seven magical dwarves and a young bandit named Jonathan. Together, they strive to survive the Queen's relentless pursuit and aspire to take back the kingdom.
Rabb Young reviewedMarch 23, 2025
I just watched the new Snow White remake, and wow, what a trainwreck. This thing is a soulless cash grab that spits on the original fairy tale. The acting? Stiff as a board—Rachel Zegler’s Snow White has all the charm of a wet sock, and don’t get me started on the dwarves, or whatever those CGI gremlins were supposed to be. The plot’s a mess, zigzagging between preachy monologues and pointless musical numbers that sound like they were written by a tone-deaf AI. Visually, it’s a garish overload—think cheap Instagram filters slapped on a $200 million budget. Even the evil queen couldn’t save this disaster, and she’s usually the best part! Save your money and rewatch the 1937 classic instead—this one’s only good for inducing naps.