Christopher King
S4 • F1 - Comedy Bang! Bang! - Ty Burrell Wears a Chambray Shirt and Clear Frame Glasses7. September 2026
Omnidirectional
Omnidirectional is a direction that goes in all ways, like the Omni Hotel chain.
Do you want to go get some business center work done? Maybe you want to go to your room. Perhaps you want to go to a weird small gym with just one NordicTrack and a couple of free weights and an older man who is trying to keep his muscles in order so that he can [hook up with] a hooker. Who knows?
It’s such a long life to live unless you die young, and all the good ones do—like George Burns, Joan Rivers, Paul Giamatti—all die before their time. But you think about the sons and the daughters and the Mamas and the Papas and other ’70s bands that live by a different moral code.
I could tell you my code, and it’s to be omnidirectional.
And some of us are omnidirectional, and some of us are Mitt Romney-directional, ’cause they crazy-ass Mormon people who don’t drink Coca-Cola.
Christopher King
S4 • F1 - Comedy Bang! Bang! - Ty Burrell Wears a Chambray Shirt and Clear Frame Glasses7. September 2026
Omnidirectional
Omnidirectional is a direction that goes in all ways, like the Omni Hotel chain.
Do you want to go get some business center work done? Maybe you want to go to your room. Perhaps you want to go to a weird small gym with just one NordicTrack and a couple of free weights and an older man who is trying to keep his muscles in order so that he can [hook up with] a hooker. Who knows?
It’s such a long life to live unless you die young, and all the good ones do—like George Burns, Joan Rivers, Paul Giamatti—all die before their time. But you think about the sons and the daughters and the Mamas and the Papas and other ’70s bands that live by a different moral code.
I could tell you my code, and it’s to be omnidirectional.
And some of us are omnidirectional, and some of us are Mitt Romney-directional, ’cause they crazy-ass Mormon people who don’t drink Coca-Cola.
