Fatness Everdeen?! Like MaxRider says about the first flick... Gurrrrl's got GIRTH! Gawdamn! It's bootifull... being a single bologna sammich away from comatose! But they should have trudged J.Law into the Chunder Games to shed summa them pounds if they expect us to believe the titles namesake, and the famished stricken world of PomPom.
A movie nearly A DECADE old that has a deep fake this UTTERLY STUNNING, and technically near perfect, is really something to behold. That shit IS WILD! It looks SO GAWDAMN GOOD! I'd let Ray Finkle's gun dig into my hip... ANYTIME!
Who cares what the movie is actually about... That other Wrinklevoss twin VFX work is FUCKIN AMAZING! It's more than 15 years old at this point, and still SMOKES the britches offa the MCU... Crazy!
The Social Network
Galaxy Quest
I kinda figger'd Dwight Schrute was not of this Earth! Makes sense...
Galaxy Quest
The Fast and the Furious
"Beto! Pasa la feria!"
The Fast and the Furious
Color Out of Space
Hey man! Ezra man... Alright man!
This is probably my all time favorite HPL story, but the movie kind of fucks it off. For it being like 50ish pages originally... This movie had a lot to adapt from, and just... Didn't?! Lol! Still a fun flick for fans of the genre and author!
Color Out of Space
The Boondock Saints
Fantastic epic documenting the 1000 years of Catholics starting wars! Excellent depiction with a modern flair! Simply Amazing!
When the script is written by a 7 year old, produced by a horde of unruly middle schoolers, and directed by a vagina distracted 15 year old... We are left here! With this MASTERPIECE of motion film! Utterly superb!
Speed Faster
Chaos Walking
Ah, HA! I knew I'd read a book that was basically this movie with less "Catholic documentary" vibes!... Book was better overall, but the movie has a way cooler name... Spoiler alert, and much less graphic than the book.... The Preacher kills a dog, and wants ALL women dead, for... Ya know... Preacher things. Still a great representation of Catholicism throughout the ages though! History buffs will surely GO NUTS for this one!
Chaos Walking
Rememory
It's really hard to take Peeter Dink Leakage seriously after seeing him perform in '12th Night' over there at the Delacorte! Lol! DEAD ass!
Rememory
Midnight Special
5 starsth justh for using the same hotel that Chris Chan wasth arresthed at! Bravo! The rest of the film was simply atrocious... But you'll enjoy it if you are a LolCow connoisseur! Which... Who isn't, right?!
I gather that reading books is just a BAD MUFFUK'N IDEA! Judging from the Evil Dead movie series anyhow! Which is clearly... 100% accurate. We need to Fahrenheit 451 this bish, and BAN, THEN BURN ALL BOOKS to keep evil from entering this realm!