The Friend Who Loves Christmas Too MuchJess is more than ready to celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ but Siobhan, Katie, and Raph think it’s a little premature. We haven’t even eaten from a turkey’s carcass for Thanksgiving!
Katie Goes Viral
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Katie Goes ViralKatie’s meme went viral. And now that she’s in high demand from all the hollywood big wigs, she doesn’t have to talk to, acknowledge, even SHARE A ROOM with these LOSERS.
Thank You for Doing All the Work
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Thank You for Doing All the WorkMake sure to thank black women for all that they do. Then, go get a cupcake! You’ve earned it!
Sorry, I’m a Slow Eater
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Sorry, I’m a Slow EaterTrapp, Katie, and Ally are ready to go see LEBRON JAMES, but Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love, a large steak and three hardboiled eggs.
Cyber (Sex) Monday
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Cyber (Sex) MondayRaph misses the good old days, when Cyber Monday just meant spending your savings on a TV that’s 5 inches bigger than your current one.
When You’re a Total Push Over
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When You’re a Total Push OverThe only thing worse than someone being 30 minutes late is any confrontation with anyone ever.
Wow, Nobody Can Flirt with Me Anymore
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Wow, Nobody Can Flirt with Me AnymoreNow that Katie’s getting married, she just wants you to know that under NO circumstances is there to be even a HINT of a flirt thrown in her direction, you filthy DOGS
Mary Poppins for Adults
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Mary Poppins for AdultsSupercalifragilisticexpialicollegedebt.
Is His Accent Sexy?
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Is His Accent Sexy?Gartholemew’s got that irresistible shmear of mystique.
Don’t Bother Fixing Your Problems
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Don’t Bother Fixing Your ProblemsConstant suffering is so much easier than remembering to find new pants.
You Don’t Actually Need a Menu
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You Don’t Actually Need a MenuRekha and Grant are living in a fantasy world of new food choices, meanwhile Brennan hasn’t looked at a menu in 24 years.
You’ve Never Seen Star Wars?!
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You’ve Never Seen Star Wars?!Mmm… a pot of melted junior mints.
Oh No, Did We Hurt Brennan’s Feelings?
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Oh No, Did We Hurt Brennan’s Feelings?If I catch ANYONE even LIGHTLY teasing Brennan, I will flip out, because he has literally no resilience and folds like origami and I don’t think he can eat solid food?
A Computer Co-Wrote This Sketch
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A Computer Co-Wrote This SketchThis sketch was written by a robot, with the help of Botnik. By the way, writers, if you’re reading this, thank you so much, we’re not going to need you anymore. Best of luck! Call if you need a reference!
How to Sound Smart
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How to Sound SmartTo watch a sketch is to insert yourself into the sketch. Comedy is a shell which we can choose to inhabit and vicariously experience the humor of laughing throughout.
Wow, Nobody Tells Me Anything
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Wow, Nobody Tells Me AnythingRaph’s always upset that he’s not being told things everyone else around the office knows, like that he died 6 months ago in a laptop fire.
Obsessive Boyfriends Are So Romantic!
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Obsessive Boyfriends Are So Romantic!Real love is all about the romantic gestures he uses to manipulate and control you.
When Someone Gets Your Name Wrong
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When Someone Gets Your Name WrongRaph gets frustrated when Submarine’s friend just can’t seem to get his name right!
Lazy Ghost Has So Much Unfinished Business
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Lazy Ghost Has So Much Unfinished BusinessI’d rattle some chains at you, but my usual chains broke, and my ghost blacksmith got sent to purgatory, so I need to find a new one, and I haven’t gotten around to it, y’know…
Grant vs. the Computer
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Grant vs. the ComputerUnfortunately, IT refuses to do any work on any electronics Grant owns after the slime incident.
Who Got Me Sick?
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Who Got Me Sick?Trapp is saddled with a mystery of microbial proportions.
Kidnapper or Scam Call?
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Kidnapper or Scam Call?Which is more annoying: robocalls, or being kidnapped? Sound off in the comments!
St. Valentine’s Day Isn’t Sexy
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St. Valentine’s Day Isn’t SexyRaph wishes his horny coworkers would finally make sense on this day, the holiest of the year.
No, My Parents Aren’t “Strict”
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No, My Parents Aren’t “Strict”Wow, did your parents even let you outside? I’ve seen parents like yours in movies.
This Monster Doesn’t Clean Her Inbox
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This Monster Doesn’t Clean Her InboxOnce you start hoarding emails, where does it stop?
Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand
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Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” BrandIt’s not beauty, it’s wellness.
Lying to Have Something in Common
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Lying to Have Something in CommonBrennan’s sick, and the only cure is the approval of strangers.
Choosing Things the Way You Choose Politicians
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Choosing Things the Way You Choose PoliticiansSure she’s competent, but could I grab a BEER with her?
Where’s the Remote?
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Where’s the Remote?When the TV remote goes missing, Raph can’t trust Grant - or his ass.
We Have to Keep Talking about My Problems
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We Have to Keep Talking about My ProblemsWhat do you expect? This guy went to acting school.
