Why Was I Tagged Last on FacebookNo one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.
Don’t Worry, My Sunburn Will Turn into a Tan
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Don’t Worry, My Sunburn Will Turn into a TanYou know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
The Guy Who Only Posts Sad Stories on Facebook
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The Guy Who Only Posts Sad Stories on FacebookThe evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.
Why the Hell Is He Her Boyfriend
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Why the Hell Is He Her BoyfriendThere’s ALWAYS a reason.
You Remind Me of My Ugly Friend
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You Remind Me of My Ugly FriendIt’s fun to have an office doppelganger!
Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs
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Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does DrugsWater is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.
Well, Well, Well, Late for Work Again?
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Well, Well, Well, Late for Work Again?Where the hell were you?
Don’t Blame Your Crappy Behaviour on Personality Tests
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Don’t Blame Your Crappy Behaviour on Personality TestsOur patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.
Obama Pardoned the Turkey That Killed My Family
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Obama Pardoned the Turkey That Killed My FamilyGobble gobble, motherf***er.
Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter
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Every Day Is a Holiday on TwitterYou will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.
Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter - Outtakes
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Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter - OuttakesIf you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.
Is Everyone Using Me for My Costco Membership?
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Is Everyone Using Me for My Costco Membership?On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?
Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged?
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Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged?At least Donald Duck was in the navy.
Making Bigoted Jokes Because You Care
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Making Bigoted Jokes Because You CareObviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.
Bar Trivia Ruins Your Night
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Bar Trivia Ruins Your NightOne doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.
Nerds and Jocks Both Think They’re Underdogs
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Nerds and Jocks Both Think They’re UnderdogsNow the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.
Grant Is a Huge Klutz Idiot
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Grant Is a Huge Klutz IdiotOh, boy, Mondays, am I right?
Maybe THIS Stupid Thing Will Fix My Life
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Maybe THIS Stupid Thing Will Fix My LifeFinally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.
Oh No, There Are Kids at This Party
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Oh No, There Are Kids at This PartyWe say: lean into it.
Everything Is a Dating App
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Everything Is a Dating AppIf you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.
This Drink Is Embarrassing
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This Drink Is EmbarrassingIt takes a big man to drink from a chalice.
The Guy Who Returned to Facebook
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The Guy Who Returned to FacebookThe past nine days have really changed everything.
What Minority Report Computers Would Really Be Like
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What Minority Report Computers Would Really Be LikeBending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.
Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with Me
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Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with MeYou guys are such flirty little a-holes.
Someone Is Leaking CollegeHumor’s Secrets
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Someone Is Leaking CollegeHumor’s SecretsBe on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!
Watching TV Is Work
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Watching TV Is WorkNetflix and extremely not chill.
Don’t Eat the Laundry Pods
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Don’t Eat the Laundry PodsWhy did they have to make them all the tasty colors?
A Video with Text on Top and Bottom
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A Video with Text on Top and BottomIt’s called letterboxing.
I Don’t See Race
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I Don’t See RaceI guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.
Conversational Ripcord: The Fastest Way to Leave a Conversation!
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Conversational Ripcord: The Fastest Way to Leave a Conversation!No one cares about elves, Trapp.
