Half in the BagStaffel 2025
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Two VCR repairmen, Mike and Jay, scam an elderly man out of his fortune by discussing movies while on the job, and occasionally go on eccentric misadventures.
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- Trash Dracula Look Like Boat
F1Trash Dracula Look Like BoatMike and Jay finally went outside in the bitter Wisconsin winter to go to a movie theater, where they proceeded to have popcorn chewed right behind their heads for 90 minutes by an oblivious caveman who never learned to chew with his mouth shut. They also saw Nosferatu. - Presence (And the Current State of Movie Theaters)
F2Presence (And the Current State of Movie Theaters)Tell me about it! It's Presence! The new film from retired director Steven Soderbergh! But by the time THIS review comes out he will have had a new film already! Finally! Morbidly Obese Midwest Mike™ and Jamaica Jerk Chicken Jay™ review a film that many have slandered as lame and boring because they have to watch it. Or because it's a ghost movie with no loud creep-out™ sounds. Certainly a lacking of spooky clowns. A horror film where a camera man walks around the house and films people talking in rooms. Every so often something shakes or a crazy 90's skateboard kid tries to roofie someone (must have watched too many episodes of The Cosby Show!) or Lucy Lu is doing shady shit on her laptop, having an affair, or belittling ghosts. That sullen daughter is moping about while the Dad who seemingly has no job but to tell painters what to paint and where. How does these weirdos afford this nice ass house with no jobs and poor paint choice? That sweet kitchen island tho. Nice appliances. - A Minecraft Movie
F3A Minecraft MovieWe saw The Minecraft Movie! Correction: we saw A Minecraft Movie. This movie is a Minecraft movie, because someone had to make it. It stars Jack Black because of course it does. In the film, lights and colors appear on the screen and people in the audience laugh when characters say that their butt hurts. It is truly a magical time at the cinema and we can only hope that this Minecraft Movie is not the only Minecraft Movie. - Sinners and Thunderbolts
F4Sinners and ThunderboltsMike and Jay went to the movie theater twice in one week. It's a Christmas miracle! On this episode, they discuss Ryan Coogler's latest movie Sinners, which doesn't have any superheroes in it. They also discuss Marvel's new film Thunderbolts, which weirdly enough also doesn't have any superheroes in it. I think they were both about vampires? Maybe. I don't know. In fact, it's possible that nobody knows. - 2025 Mid-Year Catch-up
F52025 Mid-Year Catch-upTell me about it, sailor! Hi, I’m Krebs Gorlon and I’m currently on sabbatical from my career as a window to window vacuum cleaner salesman so I’m writing you this intro. Yes, you heard me right. I sell vacuum cleaners via windows. I knock. I peek. Sometimes I break the glass. People stopped answering their doors for salesmen years ago, so I decided to take a new approach. Windows! Sure, they scream. They point firearms at me. They say they are going to call the police. And things get really weird when I try to climb into their windows, especially the bathroom windows. But do they buy a vacuum? They sure don’t! That’s why I’m on sabbatical. I mean that’s why I was fired. Mike and Jay pay me 12 cents a word to write intros to their videos (hence the length). So in this video Mike and Jay are back in the VCR repair shop to have another wacky adventure and to recap just a few films they saw recently. - Superman (2025)
F6Superman (2025)Have you ever heard of Superman? Have you ever seen a Superman movie? Well, there's another one now. It's the newest one. There have been Superman movies and now this is one of them. This one is directed by James Gunn. The previous one was directed by Zack Snyder. The two of them worked together a long time ago on the Dawn of the Dead remake. The original Dawn of the Dead was filmed in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh is the second most populated city in the state of Pennsylvania. It is commonly knows as the Steel City. Superman is often called the Man of Steel. Man of Steel is a movie that was directed by Zack Snyder. But this new Superman movie is not directed by Zack Snyder. - Weapons
F7WeaponsWhat the heck is a Naruto run? I keep seeing comments that the kids in Weapons do the "Naruto run" when they leave their houses. Is this some kind of anime crap? Keep those filthy anime comparisons out of our comments section. We don't need that pervert filth around here. If you leave a comment about a Naruto run, we're going to email you a computer virus. Anyway speaking of pervert filth, we're here today to talk about the new film from the director of Barbarian! - The Home
F8The HomeMike and Jay watch a thing. It's a strange thing that kind of resembles what some would call a "motion picture" but nobody's actually watched this thing so there's only one way to find out if it actually contains all the elements that one would associate with a movie. Pete Davidson plays the lead role in this thing. He has vacant eyes and a strange urge to shuffle around hallways with no reaction to all the crazy scary things happening around him. What a spooky time! - Halloween Hangover (2025)
F10Halloween Hangover (2025)Tell me about it, Sailor!!! Hi it’s November and that's means the month of October is officially over. October is known for a holiday called Halloween. A spooky day where kids come to your home asking for candy and grownups watch horror movies, although apparently not in the theaters? Mike and Ray have seen some scary movies recently, but there was nothing scarier than the box office returns this year! Are movie theaters FINALLY dead? Ray seems to think so. Boy, does he like to complain! Talking about box office numbers being low all the time. Well... did he get out there and support horror movies and first-time directors in movie theaters? Or did he hide in his weird dungeon basement making his automated can openers and spend his time filling up thousands of "silosilianium hydroxyosuccinate" capsules all night? What he does with those I'll never know! Powders, scales, jars, capsules, duct tape, video cameras. I'll never understand it! LOL. He so craaaazy! - End of 2025 Catch-up (part 1)
F11End of 2025 Catch-up (part 1)Happy New Year! Let's talk about some trash!!! (00:00) Intro (01:30) Bugonia & All Her Fault (10:17) The Naked Gun (12:22) Song Sung Blue (kind of) (16:39) Mike's Weird Story (22:03) Stranger Things vs Pluribus (35:10) The Chair Company (38:34) More Stranger Things and Pluribus
