- Hipster ZOMBIE15. Januar 2026Primate (2025) is pretty dumb, gloriously gory, and exactly the kind of midnight-movie creature feature that knows it’s throwing bananas and leans into the splatter. The setup is pure B-movie goodness: a crazed pet chimpanzee with rabies by way of a mongoose, and escalateing choas with some very stupid young adults caught in the middle. The gore lands hard and often, with wince-worthy kills that feel handcrafted for genre sickos who like their horror messy and mean. Like me. The human element is a circus of bad decisions. The kids are walking cautionary tales, and the parent (a deaf author who is about to go on a book tour) are so aggressively brain-dead you’ll forget they’re supposedly ape experts. It’s frustrating, hilarious, and oddly charming in how committed it is to stupidity. What really sells it is the score, a creepy, synth-soaked pulse that feels like a lost Goblin tape unearthed from a Dario Argento vault. Primate won’t be the best horror film of 2026, but it definitely won’t be the worst, and against all odds, you’ll probably have a damn good time watching it, I know I did.
- shirazesat12. Februar 2026A lesson in pet ownership and too much glass. Edge of seat horror that's really riveting. I tagged this high due to the quality of the story and excellent pace. Plus no-one does anything daft, like you usually see in horrors - everything is believable. I would say, though, that there's too much gore in some scenes, and I really hope high ratings for this isn't misinterpreted as a sign that gore is good. "Saw", for example, was excellent because of its concept but producers focused on gore rather than concept
- Patrick Wai8. April 2026More fun than it probably has any right to be, this is a brisk, bloody killer-chimp thriller that knows an easy watch beats a profound one. The plot is predictable and the creature work does not always sell the illusion — the chimp suit is a little too “guy at a very committed theme park” — but the movie makes up for it with generous gore, solid momentum, and a surprisingly decent mix of horror, family drama, Gen Z party chaos, and the added tension of a deaf single father caught in the mess. It is not reinventing anything, and you can see most of it coming, but it still works as a slick, low-effort recommendation: nasty enough for horror fans, simple enough for a casual night, and better than expected even when it is wearing its B-movie DNA on its furry sleeve.
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Primate wurde am 8. Januar 2026 veröffentlicht.
Regie in Primate führte(n) Johannes Roberts.
Primate hat eine Spielzeit von 88 Min..
Primate wurde produziert von John Hodges, Walter Hamada, Bradley Pilz.
Das erste Jahr am College ist geschafft! Lucy fährt deshalb zurück in die Heimat, um dort ihre Familie zu besuchen. Doch Entspannung und Harmonie sind Worte, die schnell kürzer treten müssen. Denn zu Lucys Familie gehört auch der Schimpanse Ben. Und Ben hat sich dummerweise mit Tollwut infiziert. Aus dem eigentlich harmlosen Menschenaffen wird so schnell ein blutrünstiges Biest, das es auf Lucy, ihre Familie und ihre beste Freundin Hannah abgesehen hat. Alle springen in den Pool, weil sie glauben, dass Ben nicht schwimmen kann und sie dort sicher sind. Aber weit gefehlt...
Die Hauptcharaktere in Primate sind Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah), Hannah (Jessica Alexander), Adam (Troy Kotsur).
Primate ist bewertet mit 16.
Primate ist eine Horror, Thriller Film.
Primate hat eine Benutzerbewertung von 7 von 10.
Primate hatte ein Budget von 21 Mio. $.
Primate erzielte Einnhamen von 41,2 Mio. $ an den Kinokassen.