Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / 导演 / 编剧 / 执行制片人 / Main Title Theme Composer Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Supervising Producer Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Dana GouldPriest / 编剧 / Consulting Producer Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Julius SharpeMr. George / 编剧 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / 导演 / 编剧 / 执行制片人 / Main Title Theme Composer Dana GouldPriest / 编剧 / Consulting Producer Julius SharpeMr. George / 编剧 Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Aaron LeeConsulting Producer Alec SulkinConsulting Producer John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Tom Costantino联合制片人 / 剪辑师 Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Heather PainCostume Design Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Jon GreasleySound Re-Recording Mixer John-Thomas GravesAdr Editor Mike McKoneSound Effects Editor Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Supervising Producer Alexis WinterCasting Associate Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlene deGuzmanStaff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer 
