Kenan ThompsonKenan Rockmore / 编剧 Vanessa Baden KellyKyra Rockmore Teal MarchandeSheryl Rockmore Dan FrischmanChristopher "Chris" Potter Alexis FieldsSharla Morrison Doreen WeeseMrs. Ethel Quaqmire Loretta JeanOld Lady Customer James ZelleyOfficer Friendly Hersha ParadyPrincipal Dimly Rondell SheridanOfficer McWiggins Max Ortiz, Jr.Police Officer Kevin KopelowParty Decorator / 编剧 Jeff LeBeauCell Phone Man Christopher MichaelPoliceman #1 Oliver MuirheadGavin the Waiter (archive footage) Cullen DouglasNervous Robber Pamela PaulshockSupermodel Leland L. JonesWilliam Buckman III Joyce BrothersDr. Joyce Brothers David Alan GrierDavid Alan Grier Britney SpearsBritney Spears Karan AshleyMelissa Plunkett Tyrees AllenGuthrie Plunkett Claudette RocheEleanor Plunkett Scott Anthony LeetMad Dog Murphy Robert CostanzoMr. Maniaci Michael EdwardsHenry Luna John WalshAmerica's Criminals Host David Edward PerryPhotographer Edna HardingGrandma Rockmore (voice) Mary Thompson HuntMrs. Dawson David EakinFeaturing David Eakin Sallie GlanerKeeska's Mom Dan SchneiderAngus / 编剧 / 制片人 Brian RobbinsRisotto / 导演 / 制片人 Lavetta CannonLottery Winner Steve PurnickStanley Goldberg Avis-Marie BarnesNurse Manly Dushawn MosesIntimidating Guy #1 Whitman MayoUncle Raymond David MooreYoung Kenan Rockmore Dustin Lee AbrahamStinky Man Bob MurdyDave, the Delivery Dude Derrick L. McMillonNews Reporter Alfred Carr, Jr.Officer Mensoni Regina McKee RedwingParty Wife Joe RoseJohn 'The Jackhammer' Rogan John McQuilkinBurton Nitcher Adrienne JanicMarc's Date Jennifer CetronePretty Girl Patrick J. PietersRoyal Page Edward James GageStudio Guard Brian RobbinsRisotto / 导演 / 制片人 Kevin KopelowParty Decorator / 编剧 Dan SchneiderAngus / 编剧 / 制片人 Kenan ThompsonKenan Rockmore / 编剧 Carol NowlinScript Coordinator CoolioTheme Song Performance 
