Jon CryerAlan Harper / Regisör / Berättelse Angus T. JonesJake Harper Charlie SheenCharlie Harper Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper Marin HinkleJudith Harper Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt Courtney Thorne-SmithLyndsey Mackelroy Jennifer Bini TaylorChelsea Graham Patrick MartinEldridge Mackelroy Jane LynchDr. Linda Freeman Judy GreerBridget Schmidt Robert ClotworthyTV Announcer (voice) Maggie LawsonMs. McMartin James EdsonStephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein Kimberly Williams-PaisleyGretchen Patton OswaltBilly Stanhope Michael BoltonMichael Bolton John PirruccelloPoliceman (voice) Michael Clarke DuncanJerome Mikki PadillaBridesmaid #1 Alicia CoppolaDr. Michelle Talmadge Alem Brhan SappDrill Sergeant Michael Patrick McGillJoseph Christian SlaterChristian Slater Larry CedarAnnouncer (voice) Nick TothFootball Announcer Richard WhitenOfficer Bryant John StamosProspective House Buyer Brendan Patrick ConnorClive Jim MarshallMovie Manager Magdalena HollandSvetlana Ciera FosterVolleyball Player #2 Coby Ryan McLaughlinJeremy Shon LittleSnack Bar Cashier Steve HytnerDr. Schenkman Kimberly BrooksComputer Voice Kristin RichardsonTiffany Krista AllenOlivia Peason Dylan MinnetteLittle Charlie Dakin MatthewsFather Shaunassey Suzanne WhangAnesthesiologist Dayna DevonShopper (uncredited) Jennifer HaleTV Announcer (V.O) Alicia WittMiss Pasternak Christina ChambersKimberly Eddie Van HalenEddie Van Halen Madison MasonTommy Pearson Natalie Denise SperlJanie Elvis CostelloElvis Costello Chuck LorreRegisör / Exekutiv producent / Berättelse Lee AronsohnRegisör / Exekutiv producent / Berättelse Jon CryerAlan Harper / Regisör / Berättelse Eddie GorodetskyRegisör / Författare / Co-Executive Producer Don FosterFörfattare / Producent Susan BeaversFörfattare / Supervising Producer Dave RichardsonFörfattare Saladin K. PattersonFörfattare Don ReoFörfattare / Producent Sarah GoldfingerFörfattare Carol MendelsohnFörfattare David RichardsonFörfattare / Producent Oren KoulesExekutiv producent Mark BurgExekutiv producent Jim PattersonExekutiv producent / Berättelse Eric TannenbaumExekutiv producent Kim TannenbaumExekutiv producent Joe BellaCo-Producer / Editor Toti LevineAssociate Producer Mary T. QuigleyCo-Producer / Costume Designer Tim KelleherConsulting Producer / Berättelse John ShaffnerArt Direction Steven V. SilverDirector Of Photography Mark DavisonDirector Of Photography Tony AskinsDirector Of Photography Ann MastersonMakeup Artist Robert Hallowell IIHairstylist Mark K. SamuelsAssistant Director Carol Anne MillerAssistant Director Mona GarceaCoordinating Producer Sid YoungersSupervising Producer Jeff AbugovCo-Executive Producer Laura LynnUnit Production Manager Leslie SchapiraBerättelse 
