The Roast is a daily ten minute comedy news show that promises to destroy every bastion of journalism known to man.
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19 Episodes
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Avsnitt 1Queensland gets new government, Queen makes new friends and Cheney gets new heart.
Roast News Update 27th March, 2012
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Roast News Update 27th March, 2012Woods wins tournament, pirate party wins election and oil rich Kenya is just winning.
Roast News Update 28th March, 2012
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Roast News Update 28th March, 2012Wall Street bankers don't like themselves, nobody like Kyle Sandilands and DSK likes women even when they don't like him back.
Roast News Update 29th March, 2012
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Roast News Update 29th March, 2012Bridezilla kicked off flight, early man walked upright and La Niña declared dead with 0% chance of mourning.
Roast News Update 30th March, 2012
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Roast News Update 30th March, 2012Russia seeks best worker, Chinese workers seek rights and Lindsey Lohan seeks nearest bar.
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Avsnitt 6Working from home more productive, Suu Kyi allowed out of home to work and royal bodyguards find themselves out of work.
Roast News Update 03rd April, 2012
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Roast News Update 03rd April, 2012Bin Ladens charged in War on Terror, drugs surrender in war on themselves and privacy invaded in war on us.
Roast News Update 04th April, 2012
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Roast News Update 04th April, 2012City of Churches named "best planned", church porn scandal not going to plan and fake church weddings a perfectly-planned scam.
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Avsnitt 9Herpes-infected coral red-faced, stingray reveals Jesus' face and world's quietest room laughs in the face of noise.
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Avsnitt 10Baldwin stalked, Kardashian balked at affair rumours and Instagram chalked a billion.
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Avsnitt 11Santorum loses face, Heroin found in the wrong place, and North Koreans finally going to space.
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Roast News Update April 12th, 2012
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Roast News Update April 12th, 2012
Roast News Update April 13th, 2012
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Roast News Update April 13th, 2012Gay Star Wars Characters Hired, Pregnant Christian Teacher Fired, and Rick Santorum's Presidential campaign tired.
Roast News Update April 16th, 2012
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Roast News Update April 16th, 2012Grenades at a Cock Fight, Secret Service with ladies of the Night and TV Week Logies 'Night of Shite'.
Roast News Update April 17th, 2012
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Roast News Update April 17th, 2012Guns blazed in Sydney Streets, Police tased crime records and El Salvador fazed by deathless day.
Roast News Update April 18th, 2012
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Roast News Update April 18th, 2012TVs for Ikea, hacking a console a bad idea, and parliamentary strike more tragic than Medea
Roast News Update April 19th, 2012
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Roast News Update April 19th, 2012Doctors withdraw blood from teenagers, Australia withdraws troops from Afghanistan and America withdraws food from North Korea