Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regisör / Författare / Exekutiv producent / Main Title Theme Composer Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpeMr. George / Författare Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Författare / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Författare / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Adalgiza ChermontBitch Killer Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regisör / Författare / Exekutiv producent / Main Title Theme Composer Paul CorriganFörfattare / Exekutiv producent Brad WalshFörfattare / Exekutiv producent Julius SharpeMr. George / Författare Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Författare / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Författare / Consulting Producer Aaron LeeFörfattare / Consulting Producer Erica HugginsExekutiv producent Jason ClarkExekutiv producent Alana KleimanExekutiv producent John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Alex John WisemanCo-Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Tom CostantinoCo-Producer / Editor Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Heather PainCostume Design Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Tim WrobelScript Supervisor Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance John-Thomas GravesSupervising Dialogue Editor Mike McKoneSound Designer Jon GreasleySupervising Sound Editor Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Joel McNeelyOriginalmusikkompositör Alexis WinterCasting Associate Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Joy FehilyCo-Executive Producer Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Hannah MurphyStaff Writer Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer