Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regisör / Författare / Exekutiv producent / Songs Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Julius SharpeMr. George / Författare Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Författare / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Författare / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlanePre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice) Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Adalgiza ChermontBitch Killer Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Regisör / Författare / Exekutiv producent / Songs Julius SharpeMr. George / Författare Paul CorriganFörfattare / Exekutiv producent Brad WalshFörfattare / Exekutiv producent Chelsea DavisonBrenda / Författare / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Författare / Consulting Producer Aaron LeeFörfattare / Consulting Producer Erica HugginsExekutiv producent Alana KleimanExekutiv producent Jason ClarkExekutiv producent Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Tom CostantinoCo-Producer / Editor Alex John WisemanCo-Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Heather PainCostume Design Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Tim WrobelScript Supervisor Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyOriginalmusikkompositör Norah JonesTheme Song Performance John-Thomas GravesAdr Editor Jon GreasleySound Re-Recording Mixer Mike McKoneSound Designer Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joel McNeelyOriginalmusikkompositör Joy FehilyCo-Executive Producer Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Casting Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Alexis WinterCasting Associate Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer