Two and a Half MenSeason 7
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Charlie’s romantic past catches up to him, Alan’s financial woes deepen, and Jake’s teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
Where to Watch Two and a Half Men • Season 7
22 Episodes
- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
E12Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteCharlie braves Jake's wrath over "bad courting advice", talks him out of offering his ex-girlfriend a desperate serenade, and counsels cleverly-dosed vulnerability, but the kid is still dumped again. Feeling utterly ignored by Jake, Alan convinces Herb that they have enough in common to go out together. Judith finds out and snaps Herb's leash, but Alan will not give up. - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
E15Aye, Aye, Captain DoucheCharlie sleep on the coach after a row with Chelsea over her spending time with the slick lawyer-philanthropist. Alan, Jake, their ma and Berta just assume Charlie is the one who 'misbehaved' again, but after a repeat and graciously giving her the benefit of the doubt, she confesses intentional infidelity inspired her over-sensitiveness, yet moves out and 'postpones' their wedding plans. - Tinkle Like a Princess
E16Tinkle Like a PrincessCharlie is a wreck after Chelsea moves in with her father and his gay partner, so bitter over women he even scolds Jake's date 'preventively'. Alan even fears his brother may commit suicide, but Charlie meets a stripper/masseuse in a Las Vegas church and marries her at a wedding chapel. Back home, Charlie tries again to win Chelsea back, unsuccessfully, then learns the truth about bride Betsy from a surprise visitor. - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveCharlie is trying to write a theme song for new TV series '"Superdad", but is distracted by Jake and his first-ever, slightly smarter buddy, drummer Eldridge. Jake and Eldridge go out and come back drunk and vomiting. Alan intends to complain to Eldridge's mother about his bad influence on Jake until he sees the sexy, divorced Lyndsey. Charlie warns that dating your son's friend's mother is wrong, even by his standards, but to no avail. - Gumby with a Pokey
E21Gumby with a PokeyJake sympathizes with Charlie's post-Chelsea gloom. Charlie goes to Russell, the pharmacist, for tranquilizers but Russell arranges a prescription for medical marijuana. Judith's late grandfather leaves a valuable grandfather clock to Alan and he decides to drive to Sacramento to pick it up. Taking Jake along enables father-son quality time, but they have hardly anything in common except no future.
