Two and a Half Men
Season 10
TV-14
28%
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Where to Watch Season 10
23 Episodes
- I Changed My Mind About the Milk
E1I Changed My Mind About the MilkVideo correspondence alleviates Alan's worries about Jake as bumbling soldier, the Army ways seem to work even on ultimate knaves. His own situation however seems to become critical, as Walden has decided to propose to Zoey, and mother Harper openly refuses to consider taking the a-unshakable parasite in. Despite literal and figurative fireworks, Walden's bended knee-offered ring is refused. - A Big Bag of Dog
E2A Big Bag of DogAs if Zoey's proposal decline and Stanhope's childish taunting weren't bad enough for heart-broken Walden, her daughter Ava begs for him to attend her birthday party. Alan fears Walden may take his frustration out on him gets meanly locked out briefs-only by Bertha. A big dog plays a surprisingly big part. - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittAlan is delighted to hear that Lindsey shares his fantasy, a threesome. Alas, she means two men, and chooses Walden, making that the condition for partaking in his dream, for which she gets him to choose a girl from a bar. To Alan's surprise, Walden accepts, hoping it will help him get over Zoey, but each time he's reminded of her proves unbearable, espied Lindsey's virtually exclusive attention in bed. - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
E4You Do Know What the Lollipop Is ForWalden hosts his old mate Jerry's daughter Missi, who turns out a shameless vamp and unstoppable chatterbox. Alan was looking forward to Army base cook Jake's weekend leave, but the knave only has eyes for Missi, who surprisingly returns his attention, only to decline a long-term relationship. To Walden's surprise, she asks him to date... her mother. - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
E5That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamTo get over Zoey, Alan encourages Walden to start dating again. Lyndsey offers to match him with her many 'suitable' friends, but none turn out of be suitable. Then Walden bumps into Charlie's nemesis Rose, likes her, and refuses to take notice of Alan's warnings. - Ferrets, Attack!
E6Ferrets, Attack!After blissful weeks with Rose, Walden invites her to move in. Just then Zoe returns, saying she dumped her lover in England and hopes to get Walden back. Alan triumphs sadly when his hitherto discarded warnings about crazy Rose come true, alas also biting him too, even literally. Private Jake has been promoted, despite incessant bumbling. - I Scream When I Pee
E9I Scream When I PeeEver-generous Walden decides the traditional fat check isn't enough to celebrate lonely Berta's birthday, so he brings her space-cake and stays to help enjoy the effect. Alan has won Lyndsey back, but faces a colossal jealousy risk when his second ex, Kandi, now a hot TV star, wants to meet and more. - Welcome to Alancrest
E12Welcome to AlancrestKate despairs about her fashion design ambitions, so Walden decides to invest $100,000. Alan, who spends Walden's money like water in 'Alancrest', the beach house, still makes it convincingly hard on Kate. The whole stress meanwhile caused a problem Walden never experienced before: erectile dysfunction, so Alan takes him to his 'liberal' pharmacist Russel. - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItAlan panics when he learns that Jake's latest 'true love', Tammy, is a mother of three and much older. She visits, flaunting on herself the marks of her business, a tattoo parlor, which worries Alan even more, while Walden rather asks what she sees in mental baby Jake. Yer her explanations and declared intentions make some sense, especially to Jake, who acts utterly leashed. - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
E17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesWalden considers it's time to go looking for a partner. Although Alan claims he's attractive enough, he pays for an expensive dating agency's exclusive millionaires mixer. Alas most women participants prove impossible, so he ends up in bed with his first ex, Bridget. As Alan feared, she soon becomes more domineering then ever, starves Walden sexually 'for Tantric rewards' and insists on giving Alan and Berta marching orders. - The 9:04 from Pemberton
E18The 9:04 from PembertonWalden scolds Alan for wrecking his perfect toaster and pretending the cheap junk he bought as replacement is better, while it breaks down the first d-time. Mutual bluffing sees Alan move out, but Lundsey won't take him in. Lonely Herb, his ex's ex, does, but fun at the miniature trains soon turns into anxiety about his host's mildly sick mind. Lonely, Walden decides, after talking to Jake, to make the first move, even fears it might be too late. - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonWalden takes pity on lonely Herb after he took in Alan, enough to let him turn the beach-house into a party home. After a while, Walden tires of serial hangovers and puts an end to it. Herb resumes his orgies in a hotel-room, until Walden brings out the big gun. - Another Night with Neil Diamond
E21Another Night with Neil DiamondJust now Alan believed to get his life in order, Lyndsey dumps him for a hot catch. Commiserating and mainly concerned he'll be stuck with Alan constantly, Walden tries to help and keep an eye on him. Herb also has his reasons to spy on the new couple. - My Bodacious Vidalia
E22My Bodacious VidaliaDesperate to get Alan out of his hair, Walden breaks his heart-broken gloom by spicing the suggestion of a make-over with the magic gesture: his limitless credit card. The result may still be tacky, it attracts an airhead gold-digger whose ancient, super-rich husband Victor is rarely even conscious. The smell of money soon helps Alan overcome any embarrassment about adultery around the sick husband. - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
E23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedAfter meeting a very beautiful, but shallow and slow-minded young woman, Walden finds himself much more interested in dating her grandmother Linda. Jake makes an announcement about him leaving to Japan for a whole year, so Alan decides to take on final father-son trip to the Grand Canyon. Meanwhile, Walden is trying to figure out how to date Linda without her granddaughter finding out.
