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Where to Watch The Onion News Network • Season 2
2 Episodes
Asteroid Heads to Earth
E1
Asteroid Heads to EarthAn asteroid is about to destroy the Earth.
Millions Irrationally Feared Dead in Minor Train Accident
E2
Millions Irrationally Feared Dead in Minor Train AccidentAfter a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.
