The Joe Schmo Show

Porked and Beans

Season 2    Episode 5
July 12, 2004    60m
The suitors are told to choose who they believe among them is least compatible with Austin and with Piper. Gerald is chosen least compatible with Piper and Eleanor is chosen least compatible with Austin. That means they each get some alone time with the respective bachelor and bachelorette - that is, until "tragedy" strikes. A Falcon Twist is interrupted for the "news" that Ingrid's grandfather died. As such, weepy Eleanor loses her alone-time to Ingrid. The suitors all take part in a game called Love is a Battlefield in which they must perform better than models at outrageous tasks for trips. Tim gets the dirty-talk of his life from Cammy, but it isn't enough to beat the apparently X-Rated performance of the models. Piper's supposed parents return, except now they're playing the roles of Austin's parents. The girls are given tasks to perform and all complete them except Cammy. Her Porked and Beans soft-core video is played, but Austin tosses Ingrid, saying that she had lied to him about her grandfather.
Directed By
Sean Travis
Written By
Andrew Green

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Cast of Porked and Beans
  • Natasha LeggeroRita 'The Drunk'
  • Tim Herzog
  • Brian Keith Etheridge
  • Jon Huertas
  • Jana Speaker
  • Steve Mallory
  • Lance Krall
  • Jonathan Torrens
  • Ralph Garman
  • Matt Kennedy Gould
  • Franklin Dennis Jones
  • Melissa Yvonne Lewis
  • Angela Dodson
  • Gretchen Palmer
  • Nikki Davis
  • Valerie Azlynn
  • David Hornsby
  • Jessica Makinson

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