Teachers

Season 3

TV-14

With Simon gone, Brian and Kurt turn to his replacement for advice—the suave and morally-flexible Matt. But married Matt is much more interested in his own affairs, and it falls upon new biology teacher Lindsay to help them out. Lindsay’s funny, frank, down-to-earth and, most importantly, she’s fat—an essential safety feature for an agony aunt that ensures Brian and Kurt won’t end up fancying her. Probably.

13 Episodes

Episode One
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Episode OneThe new series begins with Kurt explaining his theory of 'Ugly Men'. Kurt then suffers from a crisis as Liz begins to gossip about what happened after the Christmas party, and Lindsay opens Kurt and Brian's eyes about the gender divide.
Episode Two
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Episode TwoBrian explores if drinking vodka and tonic, rather than beer, makes a difference to his urinary needs, Lindsay helps Penny understand what makes her annoying. Although Penny is trying to better herself, Liz and her are at loggerheads.
Episode Three
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Episode ThreeBob sleeps in the gym and Brian has to address why his lessons are boring. Kurt can't understand Brian's problems as a parent of one of his students shows an interest in him, that is, until she smells his breath.
Episode Four
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Episode FourWhile Bob moves up the property ladder as he moves a bed and tv into his office, Kurt, Brian, Lindsay and Matt pull straws to see who will address his personal hygiene. Bob takes his relationship with Liz too seriously.
Episode Five
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Episode FiveLindsay is about to turn 30, which is fine, until everyone points out that 30 is very old. What’s the best way to handle being 30? Grow old with grace and start acting your age, or the exact opposite?
Episode Six
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Episode SixHalf the staff are off with stress, leaving the other half even more stressed. In a desperate bid to relieve the pressure, Clare assigns them all a stress partner, which proves very stressful.
Episode Seven
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Episode SevenThere’s something disturbing in the air. A stranger, with a sinister beard, is lurking by the perimeter fence. But it turns out that he’s not so strange after all.
Episode Eight
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Episode EightWhile Simon worries about working with his replacement and wonders why everyone likes him so much, Matt steps up to the mark to fill Bob's shoes. The school has a weapons amnesty which leaves the weapons in dangerous hands.
Episode Nine
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Episode NineMorale is at a low when Clare cancels the Christmas party; this is reinforced when Kurt and Brian receive a card addressed to 'Kurt and Bryony'. Simon's meddling causes massive changes and Kurt and Brian search for new best friends.
Episode Ten
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Episode TenCarol's baby has an adverse effect on Clare. Bob opens up to his class and shares some of his best kept secrets. Kurt worries whether it's possible for him to be the father of Carol's baby. Lindsay struggles with mixed messages from Clare.
Episode Eleven
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Episode ElevenBrian finally finds himself in the first flushes of romance; however, he has no idea how to behave and seeks advice from the worst possible people. Bob misunderstands him and wants to share his love of Wham.
Episode Twelve
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Episode TwelveWhen a race goes wrong, Kurt finds himself with a new job and a whole new list of problems, and Brian has to face up to his responsibilities. Despite Kurt's quick discovery that he is healthy, he continues to blame Brian for everything.
Episode Thirteen
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Episode ThirteenLindsay and Matt's friendship grows after a drunken kiss. Lindsay tries to put herself off Matt, by talking about his beautiful wife and listening to his tales about his 'multiple shagging disorder', but nothing works.