Spooner's PatchSeries 3

Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.

Where to Watch Spooner's Patch • Series 3

7 Episodes

The Big Match
E1
The Big MatchDaily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
The Lock-Up
E2
The Lock-UpTaking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
Finders, Keepers...!
E3
Finders, Keepers...!Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
The Sting
E4
The StingSpooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
Suffer the Little Children...
E5
Suffer the Little Children...Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
Vote, Mrs Cantaford
E6
Vote, Mrs CantafordMrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
Police Intelligence
E7
Police IntelligenceExtreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.