Soggy BallsSkyrim for Pimps is back, right where it left off..sort of. Enter our new character, S'oggy Balls.
Friendship Smash
第 2 集
Friendship SmashS'oggy Balls tries to make new friends.
A Little CatDog
第 3 集
A Little CatDog'oggy Balls tries to get a girlfriend and becomes a catdog in the process.
General Burnside
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General BurnsideS'oggy Balls has WAY too much skooma, but in the end gets a new buddy.
Unexpecto Patronum
第 5 集
Unexpecto PatronumOur intrepid hero S'oggyballs is on a mission to slay a great white beast! Along the way he has a Werewolf party, choke-slams some dipshits, and learns just how powerful his little buddy General Burnside actually is.
Turkey Time
第 6 集
Turkey TimeIt's Turkey Time in Skyrim! General Burnside loves turkey. S'oggyballs gets high on Skooma, kills a few witches, and tragedy befalls Kornsack... Cognac... Kodak... Whatever his name is.
Wuuthrad
第 7 集
WuuthradS'oggyballs and his fellow companions wipe out the Silver Hand, then reforge the Wuuthrad. It's super exciting, you won't want to miss it!
Sex With Aela
第 8 集
Sex With AelaS'oggyballs finally tricks Aela in to touching his special kitty parts. He plays a prank on Farkas, and encounters some strange people and goes to Riften. Lots of people die.
The Thieves Guild
第 9 集
The Thieves GuildS'oggyballs joins the Thieves Guild and continues his trickery and mischief. Then people die.
Aela's New Outfits
第 10 集
Aela's New OutfitsS'oggyballs helps Aela get new outfits and then is sent by the Thieves Guild to complete a mission by breaking in to some homes. S'oggy finds thieving to have a lot less body slamming and killing than he was hoping.
Hide and Go Smash
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Hide and Go SmashS'oggyballs continues his quest to be the best thief, but he's still not sure about the rules regarding smashing people.
When T*ts Met Balls
第 12 集
When T*ts Met BallsS'oggyballs smashes some stupid people and encounters a weird lady.
Grand Theft Solitude
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Grand Theft SolitudeS'oggyballs decides to pull off the crime of the century. Then moves on to the quest to feed General Burnside.
S'oggy Sketch Artist
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S'oggy Sketch ArtistS'oggyballs "writes" a letter to Ysolda to learn how to read.
Sneaky Lizard
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Sneaky LizardS'oggyballs is forced to get sneakier when he must follow Gulum-Ei. Naturally, he's very subtle.
Fish Stick
第 16 集
Fish StickS'oggyballs discovers a magical weapon, and throws it away. He then writes a very special letter to his pal, Ysolda.
Invisible Wank Job
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Invisible Wank JobS'oggyballs follows Mercer Frey and hears a tale, the tale of the greatest hand job ever given.
Reading Retart
第 18 集
Reading RetartS'oggyballs encounters Crotch Guzzler for the first time. He then goes on his way to learn to read.
Playnord
第 19 集
PlaynordS'oggyballs runs into some drunk douchebag, tries to find Mercer Frey's hidden stash of adult magazines, and General Burnside goes crazy on Ice Cream!
Secret Cake Thief
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Secret Cake ThiefS'oggy breaks into a suspicious cupboard and finds the makings for secret cake. And then he tries vainly to hear what Karliah is saying.
Ysolda Gets Hitched
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Ysolda Gets HitchedS'oggy defeats Mercer Frey in a battle of the century and then attends to blissful union of his good friend Ysolda and an asshole.
Nocturnal Submission
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Nocturnal SubmissionS'oggy is now the leader of the thieves guild, a "crappy" desk job. He decides to go searching for Nocturnal, the hot nasty god of kink.
Stoned Khajiit
第 23 集
Stoned KhajiitS'oggy returns to Elsweyr only to find that all his fellow Khajiit have taken some really bad skooma.
Pirate Steampunk Airship Cat
第 24 集
Pirate Steampunk Airship Cat
Flying Dogs
第 25 集
Flying Dogs
Diabetes Anderson
第 26 集
Diabetes AndersonSoggy completes his adventure in Elswyr and begins to return to Skyrim...
Skooma Face
第 27 集
Skooma FaceSoggy completes his adventure in Elswyr and begins to return to Skyrim...
Revenge of the Pu*s
第 28 集
Revenge of the Pu*sS'oggy discovered what happened to his brother, J'zargo, and, by Sithis, vows revenge!
To Kill a Dragonborn
第 29 集
To Kill a DragonbornS'oggy Balls attempts to learn how to kill a Dragonborn from Paarthurnax, a dragon.
Skooma Parley
第 30 集
Skooma ParleyThe story ends....
After Sex With Aela
第 31 集
After Sex With AelaThe story returns...briefly...
Survival Horror Dungeon
第 32 集
Survival Horror DungeonThe story returns...briefly...again...
Who's Your Shadow Daddy?
第 33 集
Who's Your Shadow Daddy?The story returns...briefly...again...once more...
