Seinfeld

Season 7

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A group of strange friends who live in New York City wander together on numerous wild, chaotic adventures. From time to time they get themselves into more serious situations and need to work together to extricate themselves and one another from trouble and live their own lives.

Where to Watch Season 7

24 Episodes

The Engagement
E1
The EngagementJerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
The Postponement
E2
The PostponementImmediately after proposing, George tries to postpone his marriage to Susan. Elaine becomes increasingly jealous of George's engagement and has a discussion with her neighbor, a rabbi, who then proceeds to tell the whole neighborhood. Kramer sneaks a caffé latte in the movie theater and burns himself, and he hires Jackie Chiles in an effort to sue the coffee shop.
The Maestro
E3
The MaestroA maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
The Wink
E4
The WinkGeorge's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin.
The Hot Tub
E5
The Hot TubAn Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.
The Soup Nazi
E6
The Soup NaziCooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.
The Secret Code
E7
The Secret CodeGeorge refuses to give anyone his secret code (BOSCO). Kramer buys a police scanner. Jerry does a series of ads for Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store. Elaine has dinner with J. Peterman but after she and Jerry bail on the dinner, George is stuck to dine with Peterman.
The Pool Guy
E8
The Pool GuyJerry has a hard time telling the pool guy at his new health club that there isn't room for a 5th member of the group. George's worlds collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan. Kramer discovers that his phone number is one digit off from that of a popular movie-finding service.
The Sponge
E9
The SpongeElaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
The Gum
E10
The GumWhen Lloyd Braun comes back from the psychiatric hospital, Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that don't belong to him to prove that Lloyd isn't crazy. George tries to prove to his old neighbor Deena that he isn't crazy after a cashier short-changes him.
The Rye
E11
The RyeAfter George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences.
The Caddy
E12
The CaddyKramer sues Elaine's friend for sinking his golf career; George's apparent work ethic impresses his bosses.
The Seven
E13
The SevenKramer demands compensation from Elaine for his chiropractic effort; Jerry's flame always wears the same outfit.
The Cadillac (1)
E14
The Cadillac (1)George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
The Cadillac (2)
E15
The Cadillac (2)In this hour-long episode, Jerry performs the biggest show of his life in Atlantic City. He receives a rather generous pay check for the event, and decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors, where he serves as president.
The Shower Head
E16
The Shower HeadPeterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida so that he finally gets his "buffer zone," but they have problems with Jerry's parents.
The Doll
E17
The DollGeorge freaks out when he discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Jerry decides to use that as a bit on the Charles Grodin show when his prop gets destroyed in his carry-on luggage, but fellow comedian Sally Weaver screws up his bit by bringing him the wrong doll.
The Friars Club
E18
The Friars ClubJerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Sandos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schneider) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work.
The Wig Master
E19
The Wig MasterSusan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car.
The Calzone
E20
The CalzoneGeorge gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks Kramer to pick up the calzones, but Kramer gets kicked out when he tries to pay with pennies.
The Bottle Deposit (1)
E21
The Bottle Deposit (1)Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.
The Bottle Deposit (2)
E22
The Bottle Deposit (2)A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work on a mysterious assignment. Kramer and Newman run a recycling scam.
The Wait Out
E23
The Wait OutJerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.
The Invitations
E24
The InvitationsIt's finally time for George and Susan's wedding. George doesn't think he can go through with the wedding. But when Susan puts George in charge of the wedding invitations, George gets the cheapest ones in the lot, knowing that the glue for the envelopes is cheap.