Seinfeld

Season 5

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A group of strange friends who live in New York City wander together on numerous wild, chaotic adventures. From time to time they get themselves into more serious situations and need to work together to extricate themselves and one another from trouble and live their own lives.

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22 Episodes

The Mango
E1
The MangoJerry gets a shocking revelation when Elaine reveals that she faked every orgasm while they were dating. Jerry then pleads with Elaine to get a second chance in bed. Meanwhile, Kramer turns George onto the erotic pleasures of fruit, specifically the mango.
The Puffy Shirt
E2
The Puffy ShirtJerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
The Glasses
E3
The GlassesGeorge loses his glasses at the health club, but his plans to get a new pair using Kramer's "discount" backfires. Meanwhile, Jerry buys a black-market air conditioner - the Commando 8, and Elaine gets bit by a dog at the optometrist's office.
The Sniffing Accountant
E4
The Sniffing AccountantJerry, Kramer and Newman have reason to suspect that their accountant, Barry Prophet, is taking their money and using it to buy illegal narcotics. The three organize a stakeout to confirm their suspicions, while Elaine, who had a past relationship with Barry, denies it. George gets an interview at a company that manufactures women's underwear.
The Bris
E5
The BrisJerry and Elaine get asked to be the godparents of their friends' newborn baby; unfortunately, Elaine hires a drunken and touchy rabbi to perform the Bris. While at the hospital, Kramer thinks he found a pigman, and a mental patient jumps to his death and lands on George's car.
The Lip Reader
E6
The Lip ReaderA tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
The Non-Fat Yogurt
E7
The Non-Fat YogurtJerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
The Barber
E8
The BarberJerry regrets sticking with his longtime barber after he gets a ridiculous-looking haircut. George gets a job interview but the boss leaves him with a very cryptic ending. Kramer begs Elaine to let him take part in her charity bachelor auction.
The Masseuse
E9
The MasseuseJerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers.
The Cigar Store Indian
E10
The Cigar Store IndianJerry is deemed a racist when he purchases a Native American statue for Elaine; Kramer tries to get Elaine's company to publish his coffee-table book; Elaine runs into a really creepy man on the subway who steals Frank's TV Guide and follows her to the Costanzas' house; George gets grounded when he has sex with a woman in his parents' bed.
The Conversion
E11
The ConversionGeorge decides to convert to Latvian Orthodox to impress a girl, against his angry parents' objections. Meanwhile, Kramer converts a nun at the church, and Jerry takes a peek in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and is stunned by what he finds.
The Stall
E12
The StallWhen mystery woman withholds toilet paper from Elaine, who turns out to be Jerry's new girlfriend, Jerry tries to stop her figuring it out. George becomes enamored with Elaine's "cool guy" boyfriend. Kramer keeps calling a phone sex line.
The Dinner Party
E13
The Dinner PartyEn route to a dinner party, Jerry and Elaine stop off at a bakery and get held up when the bakery runs out of what they want to purchase. Meanwhile, George and Kramer, en route to said dinner party, stop off at a liquor store to buy a bottle of wine and have a hard time picking one out.
The Marine Biologist
E14
The Marine BiologistGeorge starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Kramer decides to golf on the beach.
The Pie
E15
The PieWhile shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks.
The Stand-In
E16
The Stand-InGeorge postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
The Wife
E17
The WifeJerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
The Raincoats (1)
E18
The Raincoats (1)Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
The Raincoats (2)
E19
The Raincoats (2)The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
The Fire
E20
The FireGeorge embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
The Hamptons
E21
The HamptonsIn the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?
The Opposite
E22
The OppositeGeorge decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. Elaine is having a lot of bad luck. Jerry keeps breaking even. Kramer gets the coffee table book published.