Phelous and the Movies

Season 9

A sarcastic man with immortality looks at terrible horror movies, video games, toys, cartoons and even food, (both popular and obscure) and tears them apart with his sharp wit, meta jokes and referential humor. Also, he's Canadian.

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28 Episodes

  • Ice Cream Man
    E1
    Ice Cream ManClint Howard kills people and puts them in Ice Cream. He also gives people Ice Cream with bugs and eyeballs in it. Just something he does.
  • Janis/Jamie, the Little Pig (Dingo Pictures)
    E2
    Janis/Jamie, the Little Pig (Dingo Pictures)No one knows what this pig’s name is for sure but this is Dingo Pictures’ take on Charlotte’s Web… or Babe… or I don’t know what they were trying to do, and neither did they.
  • The Secret of Anastasia
    E3
    The Secret of AnastasiaThe truest telling of Anastasia ever as she is followed by talking musical instruments and is chased by Russian Cobra Commander. Also THAT Secret… wow…
  • Anastasia (Golden Films)
    E4
    Anastasia (Golden Films)Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia!
  • Anastasia (Dingo Pictures)
    E5
    Anastasia (Dingo Pictures)Rasputin attacks with his cartoon bombs making Anastasia lose her mind and decided to live with an old weirdo, until, Anastasia from the Bluth movie shows up in male form.
  • Resident Evil 7: BioHazard
    E6
    Resident Evil 7: BioHazardMy thoughts on Resident Evil’s return to a more survival horror style than the more action based titles since the 4th installment. It’s a HD VHS sandwich or something!
  • Beauty and the Beast (Bevanfield)
    E7
    Beauty and the Beast (Bevanfield)A telling of Beauty and the Beast so painful that you’d think it came from Dingo Pictures but, NOPE! It’s a British production by Bevanfield Pictures who somehow managed to get some real actors like Christopher Lee! (This is also where the ugly guy came from.)
  • Cabin Fever Remake (Dingo Pictures Remake)
    E8
    Cabin Fever Remake (Dingo Pictures Remake)Cabin Fever gets a really stupid remake, yay! This is from an alternate reality where Dingo Pictures remade Cabin Fever.
  • Fortunate Fawn
    E9
    Fortunate FawnIt’s finally happened. The time for Fortunate Fawn is here… Is this anime REALLY worth $1 or even 33 cents? Tough call. Also this was once called The Yearling.
  • Cabin Fever Remake
    E10
    Cabin Fever RemakeCabin Fever was a film that sure didn’t need a remake. SO IT GOT ONE! No Eli Roth directing but it’s still his same old script… yay.
  • Transformers Headmasters Funniest Dumbest Moments Part 1
    E11
    Transformers Headmasters Funniest Dumbest Moments Part 1I give my thoughts on the Japanese continuation of Transformers and start to go over its funniest moments. Especially because of the ridiculously awful English dub the series received.
  • Transformers Headmasters Funniest Dumbest Moments Part 2
    E12
    Transformers Headmasters Funniest Dumbest Moments Part 2My top 10 funniest moments from Transformers Headmasters with it’s hilariously bad English dub! Watch out for Unicorn!
  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 1
    E13
    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 1The Final Chapter of the Alice show tries to contradict absolutely everything ever introduced into the Resident Evil film series. It’s astounding…
  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 2
    E14
    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Part 2The Alice Saga aka Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil series is finally over! But they're going out with a bang as almost every second of this movie is wrong!
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Goodtimes)
    E15
    The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Goodtimes)We're back at Notre Dame for Goodtimes's take on the Hunchback tale. Prepare for Jetlag as this adaptation gives us more AND less than ever before!
  • Ali Baba & the Gold Raiders
    E16
    Ali Baba & the Gold RaidersBrad, Allison and Phelan team up to look at one of the most abysmally animated nightmares ever created by someone who isn’t Dingo Pictures. But they’re gonna need a little help from Harry Partridge!
  • Dragon Ball Z Big Green: Strongest Guy in the World
    E17
    Dragon Ball Z Big Green: Strongest Guy in the WorldI go over the history of how we got the DBZ Big Green Dub and then take a look at Strongest Guy in the World!
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Burbank)
    E18
    The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Burbank)Burbank’s version of this story almost forgets about Quasimodo but at least there’s lots of doofy Frollo. Also Esmeralda might be a witch.
  • Beauty and the Beast (Burbank)
    E19
    Beauty and the Beast (Burbank)It’s Burbank’s spin on Beauty and the Beast! Featuring a bunch of lies and a lanky looser Beast who yells NNOOO a lot.
  • The Wicker Man
    E20
    The Wicker ManI'm finally talking about the wonder that is the Nicolas Cage remake of The Wicker Man! Watch out for those Bee Women! How'd he get beared!?
  • Hercules (Goodtimes)
    E21
    Hercules (Goodtimes)Hercules is the best, at least he certainly thinks so, but someone else got to be king so he complains a lot about it then does some horrible labors to get his mind off his mother.
  • The Real Ghostbusters: Slimer, is that you?
    E22
    The Real Ghostbusters: Slimer, is that you?I review and compare both versions of this episode! Egon and Slimer get their bodies swapped as Peter and Janine get their voices swapped in the redub!
  • The Real Ghostbusters: Halloween II 1/2
    E23
    The Real Ghostbusters: Halloween II 1/2SamHain returns and takes over the Ghostbusters Firehouse but there is a far greater threat in this episode: The Junior Ghostbusters!
  • Nice Cats (Dingo Pictures)
    E24
    Nice Cats (Dingo Pictures)No one else seemed to be knocking off The AristoCats so it’s Dingo Pictures to the rescue 25 years later with Nice Cats!
  • Wabuu (Dingo Pictures)
    E25
    Wabuu (Dingo Pictures)The Wabuu movie tells us the full story of Wabuu being a jerk to everyone. Also this has an English dub far worse than any other Dingo Pictures movie I've covered yet. Prepare yourself for the EastWest Dub!
  • An Angel for Christmas
    E26
    An Angel for ChristmasAngel comes a to town run by an evil flange factory, who’s owner totally isn’t a Scourge stand in. It's some more Goodtimes with An Angel for Christmas!
  • Little Angels: The Brightest Christmas
    E27
    Little Angels: The Brightest ChristmasThe Little Angels would bring darkness to even the brightest Christmas. Unfortunately our heroes aren’t having anything close to that as they are living in a remote cabin and love to sled off cliffs. It’s another Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas miracle!
  • Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
    E28
    Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in SantaA Christmas special so good it disappeared for years! With a voice cast that really shouldn’t be in a production that has had so little effort put into it’s animation. The Rapsittie Street Kids will show you the true nature of horrid 3D cartoons.

 

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