Newhart

Season 3

TV-G

The third season of Newhart aired on CBS from October 15, 1984 to May 27, 1985.

Where to Watch Season 3

22 Episodes

Tell a Lie, Get a Check
E1
Tell a Lie, Get a CheckDick and Joanna return from vacation to find Kirk and Cindy have moved away and Kirk has asked Dick to sell the cafe. Michael teaches Dick the only way he'll be able to sell the rundown cafe is by stretching the truth.
Twenty Year Itch
E2
Twenty Year ItchJoanna has a date, set 20 years earlier, with a former beau in New York. A jealous Dick tags along. An awful trumpet player serenades the inn while he prepares for an audition.
A Hunting We Will Go
E3
A Hunting We Will GoDick, George, Chester, Jim & Michael go duck hunting on the opening day of hunting season to film a television special. They're all stranded when Michael forgets to tie off the boat. With death eminent, they all discuss their regrets in life, including Dick's admission that he always wanted to play Prof. Henry Hill in 'The Music Man'.
Miss Stephanie
E4
Miss StephanieLarry misinterprets a comment by Stephanie and makes her the object of his undying love.
But Seriously, Beavers
E5
But Seriously, BeaversDick's jokes at a Beaver Lodge roast for George are a hit with everyone except the guest of honor, spurring George to consider leaving the inn. Stephanie sells cosmetic kits.
Tickets, Please
E6
Tickets, PleaseDick throws a fit and is sentenced for outstanding parking tickets on the day of a big Celtics game. Stephanie, who's never been punished for anything in her life, can't bring herself to tell Dick that she's the one who got the tickets.
Poor Reception
E7
Poor ReceptionAfter Michael is roped into hiring Stephanie as WPIV's receptionist, he can't bring himself to fire her. Meanwhile, Joanna hires Harley Estin as a temporary maid.
The Fan
E8
The FanDick is hounded by an obsessive fan who goes as far as moving into the inn and starting a Dick Loudon fan club.
Happy Trails to You
E9
Happy Trails to YouDick is dragged into court when a farmer claims Dick plagiarized his work.
Georgie's Girl
E10
Georgie's GirlGeorge panics when his girlfriend starts talking marriage. Stephanie tries to pass the driver's test.
Pillow Fight
E11
Pillow FightDick and Joanna squabble over 'creative differences' when they collaborate on a book on pillows. Larry and the boys stay at the inn while their cabin is being fumigated.
Local Hero
E12
Local HeroGeorge becomes a hero after rescuing the occupants of a car that crashed into a lake. Dick wants to celebrate his heroism by having George as a guest on his television show, but Michael insists on booking a young science-contest winner.
Dick Gets Larry's Goat
E13
Dick Gets Larry's GoatLarry, Darryl, and Darryl begin feudin' with the Loudons after Dick reports their trouble-making pet goat to Animal Control. The feud threatens to prevent Stephanie and Michael's vacation to the tropics.
Once I Had a Secret Love
E14
Once I Had a Secret LoveDick and Joanna spar after Dick is 'riddled' with doubts when Joanna is set to appear on his Valentines Day Show.
Lady in Wading
E15
Lady in WadingStephanie falls for a visiting television executive, forcing her to choose between him and Michael.
Look Homeward, Stephanie
E16
Look Homeward, StephanieStephanie returns home for a brief visit, but she's soon convinced to stay when she's overwhelmed with presents. Michael is astonished by Steph's transformation to a spoiled brat. Dick tries to beat Joanna's annoying knack for guessing exactly what her birthday present will be.
My Fair Larry
E17
My Fair LarryJoanna undertakes a massive project when she agrees to try to spruce up Larry, Darryl & Darryl and the Minuteman cafe.
You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires You
E18
You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires YouMichael is sacked when the station manager refuses his demands for his new contract. He sinks to the depths of despair with no money to keep Stephanie happy. Dick is made the producer of his own show but it doesn't turn out well.
Out With the New, Inn With the Old
E19
Out With the New, Inn With the OldGeorge is upset when Dick and Harley Estin try to remodel the garage so it looks like the carriage house it was originally built as several centuries ago. Joanna hosts a rummage sale.
R.I.P. Off
E20
R.I.P. OffHarley is sacked from his job at the car wash and Dick manages to get him a job selling burial plots. Unknowingly, it turns out that he is selling swamp land and Harley ends up being arrested for fraud.
The Prodigal Darryl
E21
The Prodigal DarrylDarryl runs off after he and his brother's win a contest for writing the best commerical jingle, netting them $30,000. Dick, Larry & the remaining Darryl search for the missing brother. Meanwhile, Joanna decorates the inn in Christmas decor for a Christmas card photo.
What Makes Dick Run
E22
What Makes Dick RunDick and his crew have VITA fever when the local broadcasting awards, the VITAs, are scheduled to be announced. Dick, inspired by a puppet show put on by Larry and the boys for an ailing Stephanie, decides to jazz up his act to win a VITA nomination.