I Am GrootGroot's Pursuit
Directed by Kirsten LeporeU
S1 • E3 10 Aug 2022 6m6.76.5
Groot investigates a spooky noise that’s been haunting the Quadrant, which leads to an intense dance off.
Where to Watch I Am Groot - S1 • E3
- neuroparadox29 July 2025In this episode, Groot takes a shit in the same bathroom from Trainspotting. And if you are like "nah he's just hanging out for fun" then you are a fool for not knowing how poops work, and also for not translating the book he was reading...DUMPS HAPPEN! Shout out to Erik Voss for decoding. After dropping a log (GET IT?!) Groot is feeling all limbered up (as one does after a good splash) and proceeds to have a dance-off with some sort of bitchy alien space liquid. Groot loses the dance-off. Groot channels his inner Marco Inaros. Groot lures the zero-G jizz into an airlock, and fucking spaces it! Don't fuck with Groot.
