Hot in Cleveland

Season 3

TV-PG

86%

Three middle-aged best friends from Los Angeles are flying to Paris when their plane makes an emergency landing in Cleveland. Realizing that all the norms from Los Angeles don't apply anymore, they decide to celebrate a city that values real women and stay where they're still considered hot.

Where to Watch Season 3

24 Episodes

Elka's Choice
E1
Elka's ChoiceElka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was dead. Meanwhile, Victoria gets some mileage out of her marriage to Joy in a TV appearance.
Beards
E2
BeardsVictoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has a surprise reunion with her estranged sister, and Victoria and Joy's lesbian facade could come crashing down when they meet the ship's handsome captain.
Funeral Crashers
E3
Funeral CrashersWhen the drycleaners lose Melanie's favorite dress, Elka takes them funeral crashing to track it down. Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts and Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future: Roy (John Mahoney).
Happy Fat
E4
Happy FatThe neighborhood women, distressed by the attention the LA ladies are receiving from their husbands, persuade the girls to give them makeovers. Elka hooks up with a younger man and does whatever it take to keep up with him.
One Thing or a Mother
E5
One Thing or a MotherElka meets Roy's mother who is determined to hate her. Victoria dates a self absorbed hand model and loves his touch. Melanie get's it on with a guy who is reminiscent of Winnie the Pooh. Joy dates a doctor of indeterminate age but she fears he's ancient.
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
E6
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Two Girls and a Rhino
E7
Two Girls and a RhinoWhile Joy and Elka are visiting the zoo, the rhinos get amorous. So the zoo keeper asks them to stay so that they could procreate but the process takes three days. So they have to sleep there. Melanie and Victoria try to pick up guy. Melanie picks up a senator. But later fears the man's a perv when he texts her a racy photo. And Victoria picks up a guy whom she later learns is a janitor.
God and Football
E8
God and FootballOn Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker. Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news. And after a near-death experience Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.
Love is Blind
E9
Love is BlindVictoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, Joy's blind boyfriend thinks she's 26; and Elka has a ball prank calling the New York Yankee's third baseman.
Life with Lucci
E10
Life with LucciVictoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns her friends that the soap star is not to be trusted. Meanwhile, Elka talks hoops with Baron Davis of the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers.
I'm with the Band
E11
I'm with the BandVictoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity. Meanwhile, Elka wants a lock of a singer's hair for a good cause; Joy wonders what life is like as a rock star; and Melanie chases a musical idol.
Lost Loves
E12
Lost LovesThe girls decide to look up their old loves. Victoria contacts her first husband and when he arrives, he's not the man she remembers. Joy tries to find the man who left her at the altar. But when she and Elka get stuck in an elevator on her way to meet him, they run into Max whom Elka misses. And Melanie contacts the first guy had a crush on but finds he's not available.
Tangled Web
E13
Tangled WebThe ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie's potential new beau turns out to be Joy's former fiancé.
Hot & Heavy
E14
Hot & HeavyEyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to claim she lost 600 pounds. Meanwhile, Joy dates a man who's not exactly her type; and Melanie meets a new guy in an unusual place.
Rubber Ball
E15
Rubber BallWhen Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long history with the clubs president and he's bent on revenge.
Everything Goes Better With Vampires
E16
Everything Goes Better With VampiresMelanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by her writing partner; Joy goes out with a guy she thinks is Rick Springfield.
Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3
E17
Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie goes out with a guy with a high-pitched voice; and Joy is a man's first date since leaving the priesthood.
Cruel Shoes
E18
Cruel ShoesThe girls model Victoria's new line of shoes in Cleveland's Walk & Roll fashion show. Elka comes along to see Mr. Jeff's new track suit line. Joy considers a long term relationship with a man with mere months to live.
Bye George, I Think He's Got It!
E19
Bye George, I Think He's Got It!Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a makeover from Melanie and Victoria to make him attractive to women.
The Gateway Friend
E20
The Gateway FriendThe ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills dermatologist—if they hope to ever have another appointment with him.
Some Like it Hot
E21
Some Like it HotGo behind the scenes of "Hot in Cleveland" to discover never-before-seen footage of the cast and crew, in-depth interviews as well as favorite show moments and bloopers all from the third season of the hit sitcom.
Storage Wars
E22
Storage WarsAn abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's expertise. Meanwhile, Joy befriends a truck driver and learns how to operate a CB.
What's Behind the Door
E23
What's Behind the DoorWhen Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enlist the cast, including the actor who played Honor St. Ravens ex-husband, to film a new episode picking up where the finale left off.
Blow Outs
E24
Blow OutsWhen Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie tries to keep it a secret from them, tensions arise amongst our ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.