My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary
E2
Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually ScaryDoes the knife really have to be a metaphor?
When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick
E3
When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You SickMaybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
Which CH Castmember Are You?
E4
Which CH Castmember Are You?Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea
E5
It’s Hard Being Married to the SeaShe’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
The Baby of the Friend Group
E6
The Baby of the Friend GroupShe’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything
E7
Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes EverythingAttempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?
E8
You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music
E9
The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream MusicYou’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things
E10
No, I Don’t Deserve Nice ThingsPerfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
When You’re Too Good at CPR
E11
When You’re Too Good at CPRDon’t be a dummy!
You’re Getting an Office Paypig!
E12
You’re Getting an Office Paypig!Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
Free-to-Play Friendship
E13
Free-to-Play FriendshipThe best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing
E14
The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are DoingSure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
You’re My Least Helpful Friend
E15
You’re My Least Helpful FriendKatie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
America’s Next Food Obsession: Potatoes
E16
America’s Next Food Obsession: PotatoesBacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
How Did You Get on Raya?!
E17
How Did You Get on Raya?!Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
Stop Recommending Things!
E18
Stop Recommending Things!We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work
E19
Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing WorkYou’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
I Just Got 100k New Followers!
E20
I Just Got 100k New Followers!My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything
E21
Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch AnythingNOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
All Scars Are Badass
E22
All Scars Are BadassVisible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible
E23
When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound TerriblePut me down as a “Maybe”.
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