Family Guy
Season 3
TV-14
78%
In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strives to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.
Where to Watch Season 3
22 Episodes
- The Thin White Line (1)
E1The Thin White Line (1)Unable to shake his neuroses, Brian decides to give something back to the community by using his expert nose to help the police force sniff for drugs. His help puts dozens of cocaine traffickers behind bars, but he soon finds himself getting too enamored of the powder. When he finally breaks down and admits he's addicted, Peter decides to join him at the rehab center. - Brian Does Hollywood (2)
E2Brian Does Hollywood (2)After recovering from his cocaine addiction, Brian decides it's time to move on with his life and packs up for California to pursue his dream of writing screenplays. He follows up on a contact from a friend and ends up being offered a chance to direct, but when the studio turns out to be a porn production house, Brian must decide just how much he wants to work in movies. - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
E3Mr. Griffin Goes to WashingtonWhen the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is bought out by a tobacco company, Peter gets promoted to an executive position. Everyone in the family is thrilled with his newfound success until it turns out that his bosses want him to lobby Congress for favorable tobacco legislation. Peter rationalizes his job for a while, but eventually sees the damage it's doing to his family. - One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
E4One if by Clam, Two if by SeaWhen a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English. - And the Wiener Is...
E5And the Wiener Is...As Chris grows up, Peter starts getting nervous about the day when he will start catching up with his father. Peter's worst fears are realized in the locker room, however, when he sees that Chris has an enormous penis. Overcome by jealousy and self-doubt, Peter tries to salvage his ego in a number of different ways without ruining his relationship with his son. - Death Lives
E6Death LivesPeter is hit by a falling tree while golfing on his anniversary, and Death shows up to show him where he's going wrong in his life. Peter is too slow on the uptake to get the message, however, so Death gives up and decides to just let him pass on. When Peter sees that Death is lonely for a girlfriend, he makes a deal to help arrange a date with Death in exchange for his life back. - Lethal Weapons
E7Lethal WeaponsLois joins Bonnie's martial arts class for fun, and soon becomes the course's star pupil. When Quahog gets overrun with leaf-watchers from New York, Peter decides to use his wife's new fighting skills to try and run them out of town. The plan succeeds, but the violent tendencies he awakens in Lois may not be so easy to bring back under control again. - Emission Impossible
E11Emission ImpossibleAfter Lois' sister has a baby, she and Peter think about having another child. When Stewie hears about this, he panics at the thought of losing his status in the family and begins taking measures to ensure that Peter will never get Lois pregnant. He may be missing the bigger picture, however, as a similarly evil younger brother may be just the partner he needs. - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
E14Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered. - Ready, Willing, and Disabled
E15Ready, Willing, and DisabledJoe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26. - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
E16A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' ChristmasChristmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children. - Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
E17Brian Wallows and Peter's SwallowsAfter getting pulled over for drunk driving, Brian is sentenced to do volunteer work caring for a cranky, reclusive old woman. Peter, meanwhile, has grown a full beard, only to have a rare breed of swallow lay its eggs inside it. As Peter grows more fond of the baby birds living under his nose, Brian discovers that his elderly charge has a far more interesting past than he ever suspected. - Stuck Together, Torn Apart
E19Stuck Together, Torn ApartAngered over Peter's incessant jealousy, Lois insists they go see a marriage counselor. To their surprise, he recommends that they try dating other people for a while. Lois goes out with Quagmire, while Mort sets Peter up on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Stewie and Brian, meanwhile, end up getting their hands glued together and have to wait for two weeks for the solvent to arrive. - Road to Europe
E20Road to EuropeStewie becomes obsessed with a British TV show on PBS, leading him to decide to ditch his low-class surroundings and go live in England where everyone is cultured and educated. Brian chases him to the airport to stop him, but they inadvertently end up on a flight to the Middle East. Peter and Lois, meanwhile, decide to take a vacation following the rock group Kiss, where Peter discovers a few things about Lois he never suspected. - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
E21Family Guy Viewer Mail #1Three shorts based on viewer mail. In "No Bones About It", Peter is granted three wishes by a magical Genie. The Griffins become superheroes after being exposed to toxic waste in "Super Griffins". In "Li'l Griffins", a young Peter and Quagmire set out to spend the night in a haunted house to impress a young Lois.
