Two dysfunctional friends, Red and Blue, make up for what they lack in smarts and sex appeal with a really long string of bad decisions.
Where to Watch Dick Figures • Season 1
10 Episodes
A Bee or Something
E1
A Bee or SomethingBlue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
Panda Hat
E2
Panda HatRed got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
Flame War
E3
Flame WarRed and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
Traffic Jams
E4
Traffic JamsRed slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
Steakosaurus
E5
SteakosaurusRed and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
OMG
E6
OMGRed and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
Trouble Date
E7
Trouble DateBlue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
Kitty Amazing
E8
Kitty AmazingRed and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
Role Playas
E9
Role PlayasCerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
Attack of the Pwns
E10
Attack of the PwnsSpace... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
