Desus vs Mero

Season 1

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Two dudes sit on a couch and talk intelligibility while high and make fun of animals and white racist people they find in YouTube. They seem to be having fun.

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46 Episodes

  • THE WORLD PREMIERE
    E1
    THE WORLD PREMIEREIn the world premiere of the Desus vs. Mero podcast, our fearless hosts talk about J. Cole, Big Sean, Derrick Rose's reading skills, and the True Religion Theory.
  • Gotta Hear Both Sides
    E2
    Gotta Hear Both SidesJust in time for the holidays, we bring you the second episode of #desusvsmero, in which our hosts—@desusnice and @thekidmero—gift you Knowledge Darts on Beyonce Time vs. K. Michelle Time, Legal Aid, Instagram DMs, racist adult films, Joe Budden's beard, and how to bed a Puerto Rican GILF.
  • The Caucasity of Cheese
    E3
    The Caucasity of CheeseNew Year, New Things: Mero and Desus (a.k.a. "Day-zeus," for the Latinos) are back for 2014 to take on HBO's Girls, getting curved on Tinder, Hypebeast apples, French cheese, Jameis "R.N." Winston, "Coke Boyz 4," and Dominican cab drivers.
  • I No Black, Papi
    E4
    I No Black, PapiIn this week's episode, Desus and Mero address your burning questions: Should Kanye have (allegedly) snuffed that kid?
  • Bumbaclot Feud-icles
    E5
    Bumbaclot Feud-iclesIn which Young Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap of #desusvsmero pontificate on Richard "Norman" Sherman, Pam Oliver's weave, Rob Ford's patois, Bieber Gone Bad, NYC subway hustles, the MetroPCS Struggle, sexy phlebotomists, and Macklemore's inevitable Grammy sweep.
  • Dyckman Chinchillas
    E6
    Dyckman ChinchillasIn yet another slander-packed episode, the Hood Hall & Oates (a.k.a. Desus and Mero) assess the "Same Love" movement, Lil TerRio's future, Ray J's relevance, Black History Month, and more.
  • Box-getting in the Snow
    E7
    Box-getting in the SnowFebruary's first episode finds Desus and Mero in a reflective mood on Philip Seymour Hoffman's dealer, drug use vs. drug abuse, the new Jordan store, the swag-less NBA All-Star rosters, the Sochi Winter Olympics, RN Timbs, and the savagery of wearing black Uptowns in winter.
  • OCHO NO CINCO
    E8
    OCHO NO CINCOThe all-Valentine's Day-edition features Desus and Mero piercing your candy hearts with #knowledgedarts on what V-Day would be called if it was a holiday for dudes, giving sex as a gift, taking a Manhattan girl to El Mangu Tipico, hood proposals, getting pregnant by a K-list rapper, #struggcore, why a BJ just ain't enough in 2014, and the similarity between side chicks and Knicks fans.
  • Vegan Quarter Waters
    E9
    Vegan Quarter WatersDesus and Mero are back—but this time live on camera, with fresh commentary on Terrio, Papoose, Lord Jamar, and the NY guy who got faded on WorldStar. And you thought it couldn't get any realer...
  • Bold Braids Bloooood
    E10
    Bold Braids BlooooodOur hosts delve into #desusgate, Drake's hoops fetish, Jay Z's evil chain, and the legend of Spooky Black. And Bruce Jenner's face.
  • Money House Blessing
    E11
    Money House BlessingYoung Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap pontificate on Pacquiao's mom, French x Khloe, RiRi's cheekage, hood prom pics, and subway shenanigans.
  • Wake Up Never
    E12
    Wake Up NeverD+M rub hands like Birdman over Terry Richardson's sext game, Macklemore's Melos, Tim Duncan's button-ups, The Steve Francis Face, and Kaylin Garcia's get-money schemes.
  • Gratata-touille
    E13
    Gratata-touilleDarts galore on Russell Wilson, Bryan #gratata Silva, DJ Khaled, Donald Sterling, and the caucacity of Liam Neeson.
  • Baby Mom's Brolic
    E14
    Baby Mom's BrolicPointed commentary on Tyga and his beef with Lil Durk, shovel fights, dog-humpings, horny teachers, and L'Eau de Paul Pierce.
  • Dust Dreams
    E15
    Dust DreamsSolange's tantrum, Mero's creep life, Michael Sam's kissyface, T.O.'s struggle sale, Boko Haram's beef, Dr. Dre's billions...and Khaled x Terrio.
  • The French Montana Riviera
    E16
    The French Montana RivieraKimye, Ray J, Rob K., an outdoor BJ—plus Orchard Beach views, Macklemore vs. Jews, #prombat blues, and the WSHH snooze.
  • Accidental Deathing
    E17
    Accidental DeathingDarts will fly on T.I. vs. Floyd, the Bronx death slap, Super Mario Balotelli, Jaden Smith, Bruce Jenner...and Lil Terrio.
  • Mulatto Divorce Swag
    E18
    Mulatto Divorce SwagThe definitive Summer Jam recap, plus Knowledge Darts on Matt Kemp & Russell Wilson, Justin Bieber's Caucacity, and the NBA Finals.
  • Krang Related
    E19
    Krang RelatedFrench Montana's Insta-beef with Tichina Arnold, Khloe Ave, Slowbucks McGee, Dwight "Allegedly" Howard, J.Lo in the BX, #YouKnowYouArePuertoRicanIf, Chubby Chris Brown, and the best striker in the world. It's not Balotelli.
  • Marlon Wayans Is Here
    E20
    Marlon Wayans Is HereThe youngest Wayans sibling joins the Bronx bullies to talk FUPAs, homophobia, and "Funniest Wins."
  • Everything is SUS
    E21
    Everything is SUSOn the desperation of Robin Thicke, the Jon B curse, Desus' and Mero's doppelgangers, World Cup haircuts, #feloncrushfriday, Rozay on the run, and Michelle Wie's twerk game.
  • NWB
    E22
    NWBSpecial holiday edition of #desusvsmero on white rappers, pranks in the hood, BET Awards fails, and US soccer.
  • The Lost Darts
    E23
    The Lost DartsWith The Kid Mero M.I.A. in places unknown, we've got nothing but D for you—pause—as well as some hilarious never-before-seen outtakes.
  • The Bodega Mermaid
    E24
    The Bodega MermaidOn Total Slaughter, Romeo Santos, King James, Prince Fielder, EJ Johnson, Azealia Banks, and Chris Brown.
  • Tu Tienes Que Comer Culo
    E25
    Tu Tienes Que Comer CuloThe Bronx bullies on Omarion's bid, beating up child molesters, Kevin Gates eating booty, and Lil TerRio's workout plan.
  • NO LIMBS, NO L'S
    E26
    NO LIMBS, NO L'SNicki's cheeks, Childish Gambino's tough talk, NYPD's chokeholds, the Jenner sisters' turn-up, plus limbless fighters and L.A.'s "Little Women."
  • EBOLLIN!
    E27
    EBOLLIN!Not for the faint of heart: bodega shootings on video, kids setting themselves on fire, Paul George snapping his leg, the ebola takeover, and Rick Ross having sex. UGH!
  • Double D vs. Mero featuring Dillon Francis
    E28
    Double D vs. Mero featuring Dillon FrancisEDM meets DvM as guest host Dillon Francis joins the show to slander Paris Hilton's DJ career, EDM fashion, Money Mayweather's spongebath, and more.
  • #DvMChallenge featuring Estelle
    E29
    #DvMChallenge featuring EstelleLondon's own Estelle joins the Bronx bullies to chat about "True Romance," the Ice Bucket Challenge, DM thirst, and the fiasco in Ferguson.
  • The Washed Episode
    E30
    The Washed EpisodeOn "The Washed Episode," DvM address the MTV VMAs, Joe Budden, Kweli vs. Lemon, 50 vs. Floyd, Nick vs. Mariah, and "Dating Naked."
  • FAP RADAR
    E31
    FAP RADARDvM gets naked with The Fappening, Amber Rose, CeeLo's Twitter fail, NFL escorts, haka dances, and the Pull Your Pants Up Challenge. Breh!
  • Finessing the Plug featuring Olivia
    E32
    Finessing the Plug featuring OliviaOlivia Longott joints DvM to plug her book before the hosts throw darts on the Ray Rice coverup, Bruce Levenson, and fisticuffs with Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan.
  • Pumpkin Spice TerRio featuring Lil TerRio
    E33
    Pumpkin Spice TerRio featuring Lil TerRioLive in the flesh, the one and only Lil TerRio waddles into our hearts on this very special edition of DvM.
  • Pastrami on Deck featuring Damien Lemon
    E34
    Pastrami on Deck featuring Damien LemonComedian Damien Lemon joins DvM to discuss the newest nude leaks, Bow Wow's engagement, Keyshia Cole's scrap, LBJ's hairline, and Charlo Greene.
  • The Rinse Cycle
    E35
    The Rinse CycleIntroducing a new segment in which D+M discuss whether Jay Z, Kanye West, Chief Keef, and Lord Jamar are "washed" or "notwashed." Where that Suavitel?
  • Just Boof It featuring Fat Jew
    E36
    Just Boof It featuring Fat JewD+M invite Fat Jew to discuss ASAP's new video, Raven-Symone's identity crisis, male sex toys, Lena Dunham, and Desus' cameo on Bourdain's show.
  • Melancholy Flows featuring Hannibal Buress
    E37
    Melancholy Flows featuring Hannibal BuressHannibal Buress joins DvM to talk Steve Harvey's dating site, professional twerking, and dome do's and don'ts. Plus: Wiz and Future's new song and Mike Tirico's race.
  • Papi Smear
    E38
    Papi SmearPumpkin Fest Caucacity, The Migos > The Beatles, Sus Moments in Hip-Hop, Birdman, Bieber's boxing, Drake's airball, Chimney Lady, and Titty Twerking.
  • GET YOUR BLACKFACE ON
    E39
    GET YOUR BLACKFACE ONDesus and Mero tell you if your Halloween costume is racist or nah. Also: Putting NBA players through The Rinse Cycle. Yao Ming!
  • Struggle Bus
    E40
    Struggle BusHop onboard the Struggle Bus, where Desus and Mero review the music videos of your favorite no-name WorldStar rappers. Plus Kendrick Lamar.
  • Do Your Googles
    E41
    Do Your GooglesThe 8-Ball Jacket smack heard 'round the web, Caucacity at Nordstrom, Fat Joe's new scheme, DJ Khaled's mystery mate, and the Photoshop wizardry of PeejeT.
  • NOW THEY GOT TIME, CUZZ
    E42
    NOW THEY GOT TIME, CUZZKnowledge Darts on Beyonce's new video, Don Lemon, Rudy Giuliani, Waka Flocka, Marshawn Lynch, and grandmas puffin' piff.
  • Shump Wit Da Pump
    E43
    Shump Wit Da PumpThe god Iman Shumpert blesses DvM with Knowledge Darts on #KnicksTape, Teyana Taylor, J.R. Smith, and getting booed on his draft night.
  • Don Lemon Party
    E44
    Don Lemon PartyGood ol'-fashioned DvM slander on Diddy vs. Drake, Breezy vs. Drake, Weezy vs. Baby, Azealia vs. Azalea, and Mariah vs. our eardrums. Plus Don Lemon.
  • Shea Butter Music
    E45
    Shea Butter MusicBack like Cheese Eyes for ep. 45: Kobe passes MJ, #KnicksHats, TeamSwish, D'Angelo & J.Cole, Memph Man marriage, Lisa Ann retirement, and ISIS. IBC?
  • The DVM-ies
    E46
    The DVM-iesA year's worth of slander in one DvM, with "DVM-ies" for 2014's dumbest Caucacity, Best Fight, Worst Rapper, biggest Wingding, and the realest RN.

 

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