Dan Vs.

Season 1

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A rude, crude, and scruffy curmudgeon named Dan tries to get revenge on anyone and anything that angers him.

22 Episodes

New Mexico
E1
New MexicoDan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.
The Wolf-Man
E2
The Wolf-ManWhen Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.
The Dentist
E3
The DentistDan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.
The Ninja
E4
The NinjaDan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.
The Animal Shelter
E5
The Animal ShelterNoise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.
Canada
E6
CanadaDan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.
Traffic
E7
TrafficGridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.
Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
E8
Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner TheatreDispleased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.
Baseball
E9
BaseballAfter a broadcast of the local baseball game pre-empts Dan's favorite TV show and a crowd of unruly baseball fans break his car's side mirror in a violent scuffle for a home run ball, Dan sets out to destroy America's favorite pastime!
The Salvation Armed Forces
E10
The Salvation Armed ForcesDan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.
The Beach
E11
The BeachDan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.
George Washington
E12
George WashingtonAfter a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.
Technology
E13
TechnologyAfter Dan's brand-new computer becomes obsolete right when it needs to be repaired, Dan heads out to Silicon Valley to take down Barry Ditmer, the CEO of the tech company that produced it. Meanwhile, Elise gets assigned to protect Ditmer from an unidentified threatenning caller (Dan), until he decides to use Elise as the first subject of his mind control technology, turning her into his slave.
The Barber
E14
The BarberDan swears revenge against his barber after he gives Dan a bad haircut.
Art
E15
ArtDan tries to destroy the artist who decorated his car without asking permission.
Elise's Parents
E16
Elise's ParentsDan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.
The Fancy Restaurant
E17
The Fancy RestaurantDan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.
Dan
E18
DanDan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.
The Family Camping Trip
E19
The Family Camping TripWhen Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.
Burgerphile
E20
BurgerphileWhen a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".
The Magician
E21
The MagicianWhen a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.
The Lemonade Stand Gang
E22
The Lemonade Stand GangDan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.