Bob's Burgers

Season 3

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Bob and his family get caught up in various misadventures, from strange Thanksgiving traditions to Tina’s literary endeavors. The Belchers deal with everything from a health inspection to elaborate holiday celebrations, all while keeping their restaurant afloat.

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23 Episodes

Ear-sy Rider
E1
Ear-sy RiderWhen Horny Dave dies, Mort hosts his big funeral jam. Dave's motorcycle gang, The One Eyed Snakes, wander next door to Bob's Burgers and Critter, Mudflaps and the whole gang befriend the Belchers. Louise goes nuclear when a teenaged bully named Logan steals her bunny ears. She calls on reinforcements who have the drive to go all Marc Antony on Logan...and his friends and countrymen.
Full Bars
E2
Full BarsWhen their Halloween pickings are slim, little Louise "Scissor Hands" wants the Belcher kids to go trick or treating at Kingshead Island, land of candy plenty, where all the wealthy people live. Bob and Linda are forced to go to Teddy's costume party. When the kids' new friends on the island, Milo and Ned, are terrorized during Hell Hunt, Tina votes to do the responsible thing.
Bob Fires the Kids
E3
Bob Fires the KidsWorried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as "weed pickers" for a pair of hippie farmers.
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
E4
Mutiny on the WindbreakerBob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the kooky captain shanghais the whole family.
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
E5
An Indecent Thanksgiving ProposalBob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage a perfect holiday dinner in order to make a former flame jealous.
The Deepening
E6
The DeepeningMr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.
Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks
E7
Tina-rannosaurus WrecksTina is wracked with guilt when Bob forces her to lie about an accident that occurred when he let her drive his car, but a shady insurance adjuster sees through their ploy and blackmails Bob into committing more insurance fraud.
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
E8
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of GeneGene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her.
Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
E9
Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-MannequinsWhen Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once worked as a mannequin.
Mother Daughter Laser Razor
E10
Mother Daughter Laser RazorLinda worries that her relationship with Louise isn't as good as it should be, so, much to Louise's chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-daughter seminar. With mom away, Tina turns to Bob for a lesson in shaving her legs.
Nude Beach
E11
Nude BeachThe new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the customers.
Broadcast Wagstaff School News
E12
Broadcast Wagstaff School NewsWagstaff School starts its own TV news station and Tina wants to be the anchor. Tammy edges her out of the competition, until Tina smells a scoop! With Louise's help, Tina uncovers the trail to the tail... tale. Meanwhile, Gene has a mid-child crisis.
My Fuzzy Valentine
E13
My Fuzzy ValentineWhen a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.
Lindapendent Woman
E14
Lindapendent WomanLinda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails - to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in the middle of the marital mayhem. Meanwhile, things get romantic for Tina when she meets her potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge.
O.T.: The Outside Toilet
E15
O.T.: The Outside ToiletWhen Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.
Topsy
E16
TopsyLouise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor's experiments that involved electrocuting an elephant.
Two for Tina
E17
Two for TinaJimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart
It Snakes a Village
E18
It Snakes a VillageThe Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves entertained, Tina, Gene and Louise go on a hunt for a mysterious python that allegedly ate one of the residents' dogs.
Family Fracas
E19
Family FracasAfter the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay of the program's host, they keep winning and coming back each night...that is until their lucky streak comes to a suspicious end.
The Kids Run the Restaurant
E20
The Kids Run the RestaurantAfter Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and Louise transform the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino. But they get more than they gamble for when landlord Mr. Fischoeder stops by and catches them in action.
Boyz 4 Now
E21
Boyz 4 NowWhile accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets creative - and slightly offensive - in a table-setting competition.
Carpe Museum
E22
Carpe MuseumBob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not the kind that are sculpted out of stone. Later, on the museum steps, Linda offers her distinctive chanting talents to striking workers.
The Unnatural
E23
The UnnaturalAfter Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers her love for espresso and becomes a caffeine addict.