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Series 7

TV-PG

93%

In France during World War II, René Artois runs a small café where Resistance fighters, Gestapo men, German Army officers and escaped Allied POWs interact daily, ignorant of one another's true identity or presence, exasperating René.

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10 Episodes

A Quiet Honeymoon
E1
A Quiet HoneymoonNewly-weds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans for flying around in a bed attached to a balloon. Edith decides they have to be rescued - much to René's horror. But her plans are thwarted by a loose bed knob.
An Almighty Bang
E2
An Almighty BangThe Colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli desperately try to stop General Von Flockenstoffen's suicidal plan to kidnap Churchill.
Fleeing Monks
E3
Fleeing MonksRené is going to be given the collaboration medal by the Germans. If he accepts it, the resistance will have him shot. If he doesn't, the Germans will have him shot. Therefore he plans to go to England with Yvette, instead of the two British airmen, Fairfax and Carstairs.
Up the Crick Without a Piddle
E4
Up the Crick Without a PiddleInstead of with Yvette, René finds himself on a plane to London with Edith. In London René and Edith come across captain Hans Geering, who now works for the English. René wants to stay in England for the rest of the war while Edith wants to go back to look after the café.
The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
E5
The Gestapo Ruins a PicnicThe German officers burgle Gestapo headquarters, but find a ghostly apparition has got there before them.
The Spirit of Nouvion
E6
The Spirit of NouvionMichelle enlists René to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe.
Leg It to Spain!
E7
Leg It to Spain!René considers flight to Spain dressed as an onion-seller but is stopped by the German officers who ask about the painting. It ends up back with Von Klinkerhoffen, to the annoyance of Flick, who asks Helga help him retrieve it. However she flirts with Bertorelli to make him jealous. Michelle puts the airmen in wine barrels in René's cellar to smuggle them out but the general turns up and orders that the barrels be sent to the chateau.
Prior Engagements
E8
Prior EngagementsVon Klinkerhoffen thinks a marriage between a French woman and a man from the occupying forces would be good propaganda. He orders Edith to marry Bertorelli.
Soup and Sausage
E9
Soup and SausageThe British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square, and René plans to get them out using an old ice cream van.
René of the Gypsies
E10
René of the GypsiesMichelle plans to release the British airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair, but at the last minute the Gypsies cancel.