Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Realizador / Escritor / Produtor Executivo / Main Title Theme Composer Max BurkholderJohn Bennett Alanna UbachSusan Bennett Scott GrimesMatty Bennett Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard Charly JordanSheila Borgwort Ian McKellenNarrator (voice) Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Elenco Julius SharpeWardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice) / Escritor Jack Seavor McDonaldClive Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Escritor / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Escritor / Consulting Producer Rachael MacFarlaneOperator Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice) Marc JablonRestaurant Manager Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin) Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton) James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad) Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3 Courtney LinCollege Girl #2 Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1 Bobby StromDennis (voice) Tracey StephensChurch Goer Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett Peter MaconAvery Lawrence Julie NathansonShauna (voice) Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice) Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1 Sydney GatesParty Girl #2 Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3 Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum Brennan Lee MulliganChris Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice) Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant Damon K. SperberOther Dad Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice) David ValdesMale Customer Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited) Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor Casey WilliamsReceptionist Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl Jeremy RatchfordBartender Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron Adalgiza ChermontBitch Killer Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice) / Realizador / Escritor / Produtor Executivo / Main Title Theme Composer Paul CorriganEscritor / Produtor Executivo Brad WalshEscritor / Produtor Executivo Julius SharpeWardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice) / Escritor Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice) / Escritor / Supervising Producer Dana GouldPriest / Escritor / Consulting Producer Aaron LeeEscritor / Consulting Producer Jason ClarkProdutor Executivo Erica HugginsProdutor Executivo Alana KleimanProdutor Executivo Alex John WisemanCo-Produtor Tom CostantinoCo-Produtor / Editor John VienerDr. Frankel / Consulting Producer Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer Alec SulkinJurgis / Consulting Producer Ellen TotlebenSet Decoration Robert StrohmaierArt Direction Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design Jeffrey C. MygattDirector Of Photography Audrey Futterman-SternHair Department Head Heather PainCostume Design Mischa FrugeKey Hair Stylist Kc MussmanKey Makeup Artist Jennifer Ashley ConnellKey Costumer Kimberly GreeneMakeup Department Head Tim WrobelSupervisor de texto Mikaela MathernSecond Assistant Director Craig A. PinckesFirst Assistant Director Joel Jeffrey NishimineFirst Assistant Director Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer Norah JonesTheme Song Performance Mike McKoneSound Effects Editor Jon GreasleySound Re-Recording Mixer John-Thomas GravesSupervising Dialogue Editor Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer Joel McNeelyCompositor de Banda Sonora Original Alexis WinterCasting Associate Gail GoldbergGert Fechko / Elenco Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager Joy FehilyProdutor Co-Executivo Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor Dean ElliottAnimation Supervisor Glenn MelenhorstVisual Effects Supervisor Ineke MajoorVisual Effects Producer Dennis HoffmanVisual Effects Producer Chris MorleyVisual Effects Supervisor Jason Lei HowdenDigital Compositor Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice) / Staff Writer Charlie HankinStaff Writer Hannah MurphyStaff Writer