In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Onde assistir Breaking News • Temporada 2
23 episódios
Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
E1
Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool JailAmy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
E2
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion FadJohn Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
E3
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating ScandalShukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
E4
You Missed My Soccer Games, DadBrian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
E5
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing RiverwalkLauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
E6
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja TurtlesPatrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
E7
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave TrailerMike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Man Turns Home into Home Depot
E8
Man Turns Home into Home DepotVic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
E9
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the NationMary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
E10
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning DermatologistRekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
E11
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La LloronaRaph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
E12
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid RecordCaldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
E13
We're Here, We're Queer, We're DeerKatie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
E14
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy CarsBrennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
E15
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'BrienBrennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
E16
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar BuzzJeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
E17
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the BoysAndy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
E18
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up GalleriaKimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
E19
Dinosaurs Were Technically BirdsElaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
E20
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
E21
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned OffChunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
E22
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of AmericaGrant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
E23
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of PeopleStamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
