The Cinema SnobSezon 10

A highbrow art critic takes a look at mainstream and obscure films. He looks at exploitation, melodramatic, religious, and overly violent films, as well as pornography. If there's one man who can stomach tasteless trash, Cinema Snob is the man for the job.

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44 Episodes

Zombie
E1
ZombieThe Cinema Snob reviews Zombie 2, which is not a sequel to Zombie, but rather it is the first Zombie, which is an unofficial follow-up to Dawn of the Dead, which is also called Zombie in some places. Two Zombies, therefore...Zombie 2?
Cruisin' 57
E2
Cruisin' 57The Cinema Snob takes us back to the gay '50s: a time of burger stands, flashy cars, golden oldies muttered on the soundtrack, and horny teens experiencing spring romance...all male teens, that is. If you ever thought American Graffiti needed more gay, this is your movie, bro.
Hell of the Living Dead
E3
Hell of the Living DeadIt's another Italian zombie movie as the Cinema Snob revisits an old "friend", Bruno Mattei, and watches his take on Hell of the Living Dead, featuring a gung-ho SWAT team and two yuppie reporters investigating an outbreak in New Guinea.
Suspiria
E4
SuspiriaThe Snob reviews the critically acclaimed Italian horror movie Suspiria, by Dario Argenta. This captivating parade of creepy imagery features a young girl being terrorized at a private school that delves into witchcraft.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
E5
Friday the 13th: The Final ChapterThe Snob is dismayed to hear his idols Siskel and Ebert trash Friday the 13th: (Not) The Final Chapter, saying it's nothing but stabbing and sets a bad influence toward teenagers. So he decides to review the movie himself and discovers there's much more to it.
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
E6
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?What's this? The Cinema Snob found a porno parody of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Will we get to see toons and humans going at it, giving a whole new definition to "pattycake"? There's as much chance of that as the Snob finding a decent E.T. spoof.
Beyond the Darkness: Buio Omega
E7
Beyond the Darkness: Buio OmegaBeyond the Darkness is not your garden variety love story. Join the Cinema Snob as he discovers this creepy Italian horror movie is really about a crazed taxidermist who stuffs his wife and butchers hitchhikers.
The House by the Cemetery
E8
The House by the CemeteryThe Snob reviews an entry into Fulci's "dead trilogy." This delightful little chiller features a haunted house by a cemetery, a disappearing little girl, an invisible killer on the loose, and the new bane of the Snob's existence: Bob.
Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning
E9
Friday the 13th: A Nude BeginningSince another Friday the 13th is upon us, it's time again for the Snob to review another Jason Voorhees movie. But he already reviewed Friday the 13th: Part V in 2009, so he decides to go down a different path and review the porno spoof of the fifth film.
Miami Connection
E10
Miami ConnectionNinja bikers have seized the city's drug supply, and only a Tae Kwon Do college band can stop them!
Jungle Holocaust
E11
Jungle HolocaustFrom the director of "Cannibal Holocaust," it's Ruggero Deodato's first cannibal adventure into the Amazon.
Exorcist II: The Heretic
E12
Exorcist II: The HereticIt's the sequel that brings us what the original was missing. Locust costumes and dream machines.
The Crippled Avengers
E13
The Crippled AvengersThe Cinema Snob returns with a tale of revenge and steel hands!
Top Dog
E14
Top DogThe only thing that can stop a group of domestic terrorists from blowing shit up is Chuck Norris and a dog!
Hard Knuckle
E15
Hard KnuckleIt's Mad Max meets The Hustler, with a little bit of finger chopping thrown in there!
Heaven's Gate (Part 1)
E16
Heaven's Gate (Part 1)It's The Cinema Snob's 300th episode, and he takes a look at one of the most notorious bombs in movie history, Michael Cimino's Heaven's Gate!!
Dinosaur Island
E17
Dinosaur IslandThe only thing that can save a group of amazon babes from Dinosaurs is Ross Hagen and a group of army misfits!
Heaven’s Gate (Part 2)
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Heaven’s Gate (Part 2)The Cinema Snob tries very hard to continue on with Heaven's Gate, while a producer attempts to keep the episode under budget.
Heaven’s Gate (Part 3)
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Heaven’s Gate (Part 3)The Cinema Snob watches the conclusion of Heaven's Gate, while a documentary chronicles the Heaven's Gate review mishaps.
The Penetrator
E20
The PenetratorIt can't be bargained with. It can't reasoned with. But you can fuck it.
Windows
E21
WindowsTalia Shire is stalked by her lesbian neighbor Elizabeth Ashley, in the only directorial effort from cinematographer Gordon Willis!
Ghosts can't do it
E22
Ghosts can't do itOne of the worst things in the history of things.
Blast-Off Girls
E23
Blast-Off GirlsCan anyone stop that scumbag Boojie Baker?!?!
Bingo
E24
BingoFrom the writer of several Guillermo Del Toro horror films, comes this weird ass family dog movie from the early 90s!
The Fantastic Four
E25
The Fantastic FourBefore the new Fantastic Four comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the Roger Corman version from 1994.
A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot
E26
A Ton of Grass Goes to PotAll the grass in the world wouldn't make this pot movie easy to sit through!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
E27
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's RevengeThe Cinema Snob looks at the hidden subtexts of Freddy's Revenge!
The New York Ripper
E28
The New York RipperQUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!
Staying Alive
E29
Staying AliveMusical March (in September) returns, as The Cinema Snob takes a look at Sylvester Stallone's 1983 sequel to Saturday Night Fever!
Little Rita of the West
E30
Little Rita of the WestMusical March (in September) continues in this musical spaghetti western, where Little Rita and Trinity vow to destroy the world's gold by stealing it from both The Man with No Name and Django.
Fangs
E31
FangsThe Cinema Snob tries to make sense out of the Egyptian version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Xanadu
E32
XanaduIt's the final entry in Musical March (in September), so The Cinema Snob finds out if he'll Xanado or Xanadon't!
Black is Beautiful
E33
Black is BeautifulFirst there was Black Love, and now there's Black Is Beautiful! Yep, more exploitation documentaries about black people having sex!
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
E34
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael MyersThe night he came back home, because why not.
The Passion of the Christ
E35
The Passion of the ChristThe Cinema Snob and The Nostalgia Critic team up for one of the most controversial films of all time, The Passion of the Christ!
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
E36
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael MyersMichael Myers is back, for some kind of revenge too!
Suckula
E37
SuckulaThe Cinema Snob checks out a movie where the vampires really suck.
Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives
E38
Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason LivesIt's the 3rd Friday the 13th week of the year, so The Cinema Snob checks out Jason's funny return to the series!
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
E39
Kirk Cameron's Saving ChristmasThe Cinema Snob finds out that the way to save Christmas is to make a movie so bad that it ends up on imdb's bottom 100!
Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week
E40
Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Weekaka "Ms Velma's This Is Christmas in America," it's like if an insane asylum put on a Christmas special in the same universe as Fun in Balloon Land!
Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas
E41
Tyler Perry's A Madea ChristmasHalleluyer, The Cinema Snob reviews a Madea movie.
Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
E42
Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas EverA Christmas movie this season that's finally Lloyd Approved.
The Star Wars Holiday Special
E43
The Star Wars Holiday SpecialBut will the new Star Wars movie tell us more about Life Day and feature Jefferson Starship?
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
E44
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy MakerFind out if Mickey Rooney as a mad toymaker has anything to do with the previous Silent Night Deadly Nights!