A series following the lives of eight teachers at Carpen Heights Secondary College as they face up to the modern school system with the required mixture of skill, devotion and occasionally voodoo.
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13 Episodes
Stuart's Story
E1
Stuart's StorySue notices the pedestrian crossing outside the school is unattended - Rose, the school's lollipop lady, has died - so Sue gives the job to Helen. Of course Helen doesn't want this job but soon realises the "power" that comes with it.
Time Capsule
E2
Time CapsuleThe school has a student teacher, Greg, who will be with Stefan's English class for three weeks. Greg had previously travelled with Julia doing missionary work for two years and he had once asked her to marry him.
Flick Wipe
E3
Flick WipeSome students have caught Stuart looking at porn magazines in a newsagent; when they see him at school they spread the word and all the kids chant "porno. porno!" ...which Stuart tries to turn into "no porn. no porn!"
Social Intercourse
E4
Social IntercourseSue arranges a "Staff Compulsory Late Afternoon Of Social Intercourse". Dean is embarrassed that he doesn't have a date to bring, so Stefan brings along a prostitute to pretend to be Dean's girlfriend.
School Play
E5
School PlayThe school's drivers ed car has been stolen so Stefan takes the kids to learn to drive in Chaps' ride-on lawn mower.
Where are the Girls?
E6
Where are the Girls?Sue finds that half the female students have left the school to attend other schools and thinks this is because there are not enough good looking male teachers on staff. She threatens to fire Stefan if he doesn't start to try looking sexy.
School Camp
E7
School CampStefan gets his English Literature class to watch Jurassic Park instead of studying Pride and Prejudice.
Felix's Story
E8
Felix's StoryJulia's forty-hour famine delivers a team of starved players for Dean's football final, and consequently, the team is too lethargic to play well.
Fundraising
E9
Fundraising
Freedom of Speech
E10
Freedom of SpeechSue appoints Julia to be the editor of the school magazine. As none of the students contribute anything, Julia writes the entire magazine herself to prove the students are motivated and creative.
First Aid
E11
First AidIn preparation for the swimming sports, Julia takes the staff through a crash course in First Aid and receives unwelcome assistance from Stuart.
Radio Station
E12
Radio StationThe school radio station is back and Stuart, Stefan and Felix compete for student ratings
Waiting for Kevin
E13
Waiting for KevinActing Principal Sue, in panic mode because Principal Kevin Wright has announced his return, mysteriously borrows The Poisoner's Handbook from the library.
